SilverFreak

The invention of overhead lighting explains a lot

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

My HRT prescriptions are written by a lesbian and honestly that feels like the natural order of things. Woman with a personal interest in making more women.

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don't forget to wake up sick to your stomach tomorrow

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

#they named them like cats in a shelter

I have never looked up the etymology of the phrase "out of pocket" meaning "totally unreasonable and ridiculous" but in my pharmacy tech heart and soul I know that it means "like the amount your medication would cost without insurance"

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors