No Revolution Here

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

im summoning the hoes fool

.pdf (poison dart frog)

sometimes people speak and you know what i just dont listen

fool (self-diagnosed)

I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

hey I totally fucked up and forgot the 3rd type, which is “Is Not Anymore And Maybe Never Was” monsters “The thing which was no longer a deer and maybe never was” implies a creature that, at first glance, completely appears to be a deer, but over time degrades very slowly until you realize (probably too late) that it is not a deer anymore, and had you seen it in this state first, you wouldn’t have recognized it as a deer at all, and there’s a decent chance that it was never actually a deer to begin with but only a very good mimic, and what makes this one scary is the slow change from everything being right to everything being wrong, happening slowly enough that you don’t even notice it until its too late, as well as the fact that something now so clearly not a deer could have fooled you to begin with.

Yes this. Good analysis. 

This was horrifying to read while high and now I have an unhealthy fear of deer in general so thanks for that.

Another one: The thing that was not like a deer.

I would not survive a vibe check right now

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel

I wanna live in a little quaint cottage that backs up to a big old forest full of birds and deer and mystery and i want to dry my laundry outside when its sunny and tend to my garden when its foggy and sit inside by the fire and write when its rainy