uh-oh, uh-oh, here we go again

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

i've always believed the fixation on 'mean girls' specifically is because it's a violation of gender roles first and foremost--a 'mean boy' in high school is a regular high schooler. the internet isn't ready for this take yet though so be careful

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

my existentialism professor once showed us this meme and then said softly “reintarnation” and started laughing for about 5 minutes straight but he was laughing so softly we thought he was crying and didn’t know what to do about it

ive been addicted to taking screenshots since the moment i touched a computer. my internet photography

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real