meme me up scotty

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

i’m on onion rings right now

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

being out and about with someone sober while you're high feels so much like that "i'm bring brought along" panel from tomo chan wa onnanoko

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it