look maybe i like romance dramas because it is the only place where i see hetero romances where the guy is actually in the same league as the girl
i see way too many baddies in real life with an ugly ass man hanging on to them
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look maybe i like romance dramas because it is the only place where i see hetero romances where the guy is actually in the same league as the girl
i see way too many baddies in real life with an ugly ass man hanging on to them

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the hopefully universal feeling of mildly enjoying bridgerton as i was watching as a good bit of escapism, turning it off, suddenly coming to terms with the terrible politics littering the show both in universe and in the writers room
i wrote this 25 days ago lmfao what did i sayyyyyyy
starting getting more bridgerton content on my fyp and ladies im all for the bodice rippers and whirlwind romances and exploring sexuality through erotica but we MUST do better for ourselves. every fact i learn about the books or every plot point i remember from the show makes me wonder if people are intentionally redpilling themselves consuming the content bc of how classist and misogynistic it is. you deserve better men, even in fiction good GOD. yes i watched every season im a proper hater.
the hopefully universal feeling of mildly enjoying bridgerton as i was watching as a good bit of escapism, turning it off, suddenly coming to terms with the terrible politics littering the show both in universe and in the writers room
you can tell which heated rivalry fic writers used to write for yuri on ice because they spam that "moy lyubimyy" and "solnishko" like there's no tommorow

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tumblr (and tiktok to be fair) discovered the hockey slang "chirping" and hasn't been able to shut up about it
ok i saw some people confused as to why most people hated internet girl when gnarly went viral and sounds similar. my two cents:
they honestly don't sound that similar. they both have whack ass lyrics, this is true, but otherwise they're not that similar to me, at least no more similar than touch and debut are (ie, similar genre, different vibe)
to me gnarly is like a charli xcx reject and internet girl is like an avril lavigne reject, if that makes sense (rejects because of aforementioned whackass lyrics, not the sound itself don't shoot me)
gnarly has a significantly better beat and punchier sound vocally. internet girl's beat is fine, probably the best part for me but only the chorus is punchy vocally, the rest is not. that's not to say that internet girl doesn't have good vocals, but gnarly's vocals matched the song better imo
gnarly had a much better hook (na-na-na-na-gnarly/everything's gnarly) as opposed to internet girl (i'm getting out of here) especially with that fuckass baby voice in the recorded version
both have great dances, but gnarly's went viral -- we don't have a full recorded version of internet girl's choreo yet. imo gnarly didn't get positive attention until the dance went viral like two days later. internet girl has a good choreo but it hasn't gone viral in the same way
idk about other people but i don't usually listen to gnarly on my own time. it's always in a dance setting (either myself dancing at a club or a party, or watching other people do a full performance or a tiktok). again internet girl hasn't gotten this virality yet
internet girl live version was significantly better than the recorded version and people are disappointed at the quality drop. gnarly was also better live but we got that AFTER the recorded version. i only started liking gnarly after i could insert "this ain't just a hobby" and the other clean lyrics that were better into it. live version > studio version we just had the wrong order for internet girl
that fuckass baby voice legitimately kills the vibe on internet girl. anything else would have been better. gnarly does not suffer from this fuckass baby voice
it's always more fun to swear. gnarly has explicit lyrics, internet girl does not
it was campy the first time to do this wacky type of song, and it was kind of new and interesting, but now it's tired. it's been done. fried chicken to zucchini. boooooring. maybe if they had waited longer than six months to release a similar song they mightve gotten a better reaction. they struck gold then mined it to oblivion. try something new! challenge their vocal skills! give them an sm-style song (beautiful vocals + club beats) they'll kill it. get demjointz on the hybe payroll or smth
tldr: while the genre is similar and the lyrics are terrible for both songs, gnarly (to me) has a better beat and better dance and is generally more fun, or at least it's funness makes it easier to ignore the stupider parts. internet girl lacks the qualities gnarly had that would allow me to ignore the shittier aspects of the song
“he has to be gay!" "he's not out so he's straight!" "don't speculate on people's sexualities!!”
stfu everyone is bisexual now. no need to say anything if everyone is capable of fucking everybody else
realizing the majority of kink based story tropes are just women’s issues being put on men who get taken seriously when they have issues and I kind of love it
yaoi: what if men treated men the way straight misogynists treat women but since both are men it’s not assumed one starts out lesser. Women can’t be objectified if there are none. There’s few gay men here just straight men acting like frat boy straight men but at men for once.
force fem: what if your entire experience of being forced to dress and act in a certain way that was seen as inherently lesser and humiliating was done to a guy and also was kinda a sex thing?
sex pollen: What if you were drugged and manipulated into being forced to want it? What if it isn’t your fault you want this shameful thing?
Fuck or die: what if you weren’t allowed to desire something and it could only be allowed in the context of doing it for someone else who has an excuse to want it? what if keeping sex away from someone was seen as a horrible act and you were supposed to suck it up? What if them wanting it is fine but you enjoying doing this for them is seen as shameful and manipulative?
abo: what if men were objectified and put down as incompetent bc they could create life? What if men were told they were asking for it just for being born a certain way? What if “it’s like waving a steak in front of a dog they can’t help themselves” WAS real and consent still mattered and the pain that came from that was still taken as serious pain even if the other couldn’t help but enjoy it a little?
like it sucks it is the way it is and that women who do things and get hurt are seen as stupid where men it’s seen as reasonable to have not prepared and isn’t this horrible? But also it’s so so nice that there’s a space to look at those issues and play with them. If men get to make girls breast boobily down stairs to fictionally objectify them then women who on the whole tend to prefer narrative and emotional based horniness should get to objectify men the way they need which just so happens to often involve the validation of their suffering, or making their suffering beautiful, or not something that would be blamed on them, or full of shame for wanting, or taking away the wanting to not avoid the shame, or focusing on the ideas of trust and feeling safe.
and sometimes that objectification includes chainsaws or whatever and I think that’s beautiful.
ngl I’ve read the plot of shadow love numerous times now and each time I do, I leave without gaining any further insight. why does this man have three different identities lollll (guess I’ll find out when I start watching)
best i've gathered:
Duan Ao Deng -- OG identity, prince/general of FL's enemy nation. classic cold blooded type. boo we hate this personality. Gets thrown in obedience-inducing blood jade pool thing to protect his brother (king) from brother's psycho crazy concubine who's trying to turn the king into her puppet bc she "loves him" or some such nonsense. Blood jade pool thing gives him the powers of "10,000 men" and conveniently wipes his memory right before he meets the FL.
Jin'an -- Amnesia identity, there to protect FL. Comes in two forms: adult and child (bonus curse from his experience at the obedience blood pool). Cute type. We love this personality. Can't always access the full extent of his superpowers, but sometimes whips out something OP when Plot Armor is required.
Xuan Yi Ke -- Amnesia identity, but sexy and superpowered. There to protect FL more savagely and sexily. Fanservice to the MAX. we LOVE this personality. Superpowered and OP thanks to the magic obedience blood jade thing from ep 1. Unsure why this needs to be a separate identity from Jin'an, maybe this will be explained later.
somehow FL isn't connecting the dots on the 2 adult men with matching back tats/"patterns" (lol) that drink her blood and protect her but i digress. Maybe the cute/sexy personality whiplash is throwing her off

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I’m probably going to get shunned for this but frankly I am pissed off at Xiaoshuai for showing Chengyu Shuo medical records.
Regardless that Wang set up the paper for Wei to see it, Xiaoshuai should know as a medical professional that you don’t share the medical records of people, whether they are your client or not.
It’s a clear violation of privacy and shouldn’t have been done at all.
this actually comes up a lot in cdramas and i don't think that china has hipaa. which is american federal law so ofc they don't but you get me. like they have data privacy laws but cursory research tells me it's not as strict as hipaa. which is bad.
but like any given cdrama that involves a hospital in any capacity also involves hipaa violations so you have to kind of turn your brain off when it comes to medical malpractice
not to excuse it bc it's wrong, but you'll never get a doctor in a cdrama who follows hipaa so i wouldn't bother wishing for it to happen.
musk wants so badly to have even half the swagger of lex luthor
just experienced panty and stocking (the tv show) for the first time, and i just caught up to the second season
how did i never know about this show, it's fucking peak. the second season is arguably some of the greatest tv i have ever seen. why is it so good
The CCuwei company Slack must be off the rails. I can only assume the whole company is aware of the drama and spends half their day spilling the tea.
WSW walking funny today, looks like Lan Su wins the office pool
All hands alert from Li Gang, do not engage Chi Cheng today. There was 'a spat'.
Chi Cheng returns from his business trip at 4:45 today! If you see him heading to WSW's office, clear the floor.
New client tried flirting with WSW. He was totally oblivious, but damn, now I know what you mean by the Chi Cheng murder eyes.

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i don't know how to explain it, but i need more of whatever they have going on
Yue Yue: I like you now that you’re hot and successful
Chi Cheng: your cringefail ways have bewitched me body and soul