Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
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AnasAbdin
noise dept.
Xuebing Du
RMH
wallacepolsom
tumblr dot com
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Mike Driver
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
todays bird
PR's Tumblrdome
Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
styofa doing anything
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@scoobydoosical
Crazy how your exes who used to know everything just have no idea what your life is like anymore. Like since I last saw the person I was supposed to be with forever:
- Our cat (became just my cat) died.
- I developed ptsd from testifying in court.
- I became a teacher.
- I ate shellfish on three occasions
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i’m always on jackienat coke
a "like" on a post is like a little kiss on the cheek
nice wound. Could use some salt though
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I was awake for maybe 4 hours today 😭
YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET GET THE FUCK UP YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET IT ISN’T FUCKING OVER DRAG YOUR CORPSE KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO TOMORROW ONE DAY YOU WILL STOP SURVIVING AND START LIVING YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET.
EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY
Sometimes I see a woman on TV and im like that is a very short tiny women. Only to discover she's actually 5'4" (my height) and not actually short at all????
gonna doxx a bug
grass
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this job market is a fucking nightmare
viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s
that was no animal, that was Claire herself
the claire witch project
[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man
jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
I miss the orphan black fandom. everyone was equally wild and unhinged. most of us were gay. we were all obsessed with a character who died less than 5 minutes into the first episode. somehow, the fandom unanimously decided 2 particular clones were in love based on like 3 specific quotes and a vision from god, I guess?? people also shipped all of the clones in varying combinations. not one normal bitch to be found in this fandom. it was so good.
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I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like
I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this
