#Hopeless

actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like

amen.

@the-good-mr-jak @a-neon-demon

This is truly beautiful ❤️

♥️

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

IT’S BACK

i’m actually wheezing at all of this

I love Dwayne Johnson 🤣🤣🤣

I am very concerned at how fast this is gaining notes are y'all okay-

no

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

WE STAN?????

chicken nugget said intersex rights

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

We witnessed a miracle 

There’s no word to express how much i love this post ! (And chicken nugget, never been so proud)

rt if u see ur kink - choking - saving the bees - bdsm - being treated equally - hair pulling - people using ur correct pronouns

Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’

YES

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

@dangerbooze @trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing @hawkeyedflame

@true-king-of-monsters

Advertising is cancelled.

Okay come on, some of these are on purpose.

plUMP SWEET AND BE-

Danny yes

@dcroar

@deadcatwithaflamethrower have seen these???

I think I have…but NOT with Taako in on the shenanigans. :D

That's my boy *proud* 😍😂

Thank you, it really works!

Omg it worked! 😍