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Yeah but the 54 times it duplicates in 2076... It’s almost worth living that long for.

YES.

It’s weird…libraries almost feel /wrong/ now. It’s like I walk in and think “This is great…where do I put my money?”

In taxes! Unless you’re a filthy corporate tax dodger... in which case, keep reminding poor people they suck. HA. losers. Get a job off the old job tree and pay some taxes. Then make sure that library funding is erased. You know poor people use libraries right? What good are they?

All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

read it again and again

so glad this is back.

J.K Rowling revealed that the American word for muggle is ‘no-maj’. How do you guys feel about this.

Well if you say it with an excessive southern accent and imagine an old angry wizard chewing on tobacco it’s pretty good imo

Hey I just remembered the password to this account.  Is anyone still here?  <3  Like if you are so I know if its worth posting here again :)

finally remembered his tumblr specific sentence password... 420yolomyfriendgregwontstoprebloggingpicturesofhisdog

I recognise maybe 4 of these…

I’ve worked out 5 now.

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

his name is Ibn Khaldun

Also, it was not the apple falling from a tree that made Issac Newton “discover” gravity. He was reading the books of Ibn Al Haytham, an Arab Muslim from Iraq, who pioneered the scientific method, discovered gravity and wrote about the laws governing the movement of bodies (now known as Newtons three laws of motion) some 600 years before Newton existed. Without him, modern science as we know it wouldn’t exist. Read on him. His achievements are far greater than what I’ve just mentioned here.

Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap today

I want to buy Dan from Optus dinner

Wow!

That last one is a very polite burn. A+

Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.

Dan is the kind of people who remind me I still love people.

To Hawaii for Moltres for fucking sure.

YES.

I take my wallet to the library all the time though.... It has my library card... And boy does it get a workout.

This pun…..oh man…..

We only have less than a month to use this pun. The rarest of puns that can no longer be used, once the year is over.

..What will you be doing in 4 years time?

Don’t you have like 2820 vision... you’re fucked.

How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.

There was so much innocence in that comment

I feel bad for @schyther because I feel like they were trying to snark and were misunderstood, and now this post is almost at 700k notes

Yes please! All of them. 

my last words will probably be sarcastic

That’s only one word.