My Moose is on your Loose.

oh my GOD

I have so many questions

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

This reply made this post 101x better

I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic wrappers.

My mind is actually blown like…I can’t complete I forgot that

Whoa. You conjured memories I didn’t know I even had.

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

Every single one of these is pure gold.

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

amen!

unironically this

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

Good reference material here.

“paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her” is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

why am i laughing so hard

Hahahahaha

Must reblog/retweet every time I see this.

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Fuck somebody reblog this! People need to see the 69,420 likes and reblogs! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO THE MISSION!

I’m invested

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

I cannot stop watching this

@wizardidiot

i need a full version of this pls