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It's frustrating. Sasuke is back in the village and Naruto is home and it's frustrating... Sasuke had a chance to clear his head from the stressful escalation of his revenge and a chance to examine his true feelings for the man that saved him. And yet... his words and actions still want to hide from his view. . . It's so very frustrating.

He wants his eyes. He wants his hair. He wants his mouth. He wants the stupid orange jackets that he always wears. He wants him. Truly. Absolutely. Him.

. . .

He goes to Naruto's apartment. Slips in from the window, demanding a fight. Typical Uchiha dramatics. They meet up in a secluded wooded area for the battle that Sasuke demanded... for some reason. They fight. They snark. They fight with passion dumbly edition™. And it gets personal.

All proper techniques are thrown away for this scuffle. Naruto and Sasuke are just grappling each other and pulling at each other's hair and shit. It's stupid. It's dumb. It's a hard—harsh shift of a leg—GAH!!! Hmmgh!!! Right into the Uchiha's ear.

Huh?

He's been pinned down to the grass, Naruto on top of him. He's groaning loud and low into his shoulder. Hot breath warming Sasuke's neck. Chest heaving, heart pounding. There's a desperate whine fighting to escape his lips as Naruto looms above him.

Shift of a leg... Deeeep groan, gravely voice.

" ...Sssaaas...ukkkke... "

Breath quickens, lip bitten. Sasuke closes his eyes, exposing his neck. Surrendering himself to the man before him.

" sas... You...kneed me...in the balls... "

Eyes open, looks down. Junk pressed up against his thigh. Head turn, Naruto's face frozen in a pained expression.

" OhMyFuckingGod!!! Naruto!!"

Guided to lay on his side, Naruto clutches at his poor, poor pride and joy in pain. Sasuke Uchiha really is cruel and unforgiving, laying next apologizing for the dick kick , Naruto shouldn't have agreeded to that fight. Naruto please, I'm sorry!!! He probably should've worn a cup... Or worn more protective gear rather than his more casual attire. Snap out of it Usuratonkashi!! I'm trying to apologize.

This really isn't a good day.

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▶❴ V⚆⁠ᴥ⁠⚆V have a fickle!! Was feeling silly today RACCOON AWAY!!! ❵◀

Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.