Orchid from rabbit's

Go a little fart

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

you know in retrospect it's weird that the splatooniverse has a band called "the squid sisters" when, like... they Are squids. that's like if the real world had a band called "the human league"

I'm the kind of boyfriend who would eat a chip off the floor

two chips

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

I hate that you're right and that I understood all of that.

someone went back to the devonian period to post this

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

Eggman's security system during a break-in