bleep blorp

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

You CREATE Miette? you drag her from peaceful nonexistance into loud reality? oh! oh! jail for demiurge! jail for demiurge for One Thousand Years!

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

hey girls ive got one. you know how they pronounced margaret thatcher back in the day

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

wait why is it the intersex flag

Diversity win! The mops are intersex!