bleep blorp

I am a fae that collects ppl's grammar mistakes with every correction I make, thus binding them under my power.

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

really funny that “wonderland” is used to mean some place that’s cool and good and fun to visit. which is not how I would describe alice’s wonderland.

saw this post on my dash and thought hey that’s so true. op is correct.

I love these guys although they're also usually 10 feet long so I wouldn't call them little.

it's beautiful

obsessed with the exchange on instagram where a guy in a comments section was fearmongering about top surgery and saying that it comes with "life long health consequences that the doctors will hide from you" and to "ask any masectomy patient" and then several people who either have had a masectomy or know someone who has replied and were like "hey thats not true. my masectomy has had no long term consequences. youre an idiot"