bleep blorp

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos

you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.