In This House, We Protect This Mouse

🦠 #my crobe

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

m,y tuube:)

so fucking stupid that shaving doesn't make the hair stop growing there. i told you to stop that

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

i will invent a new letter of the alpabet tomorrow

will you all be mad at me if i said i cant type it

yes

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek