schmooblog

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

official linguistics post

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

I think ianthe is a lesbian but she would fuck augustine if he asked and they'd both have a bad time. she's also definitely fucked babs at least once and they also had a bad time

the arm thing was the best sex she's ever had in her life and that's why she's like that about harrow

What she has done with coronabeth SHE doesn't qualify as sex but anyone else would this is my truth

#"Corona darling don't be dramatic. we're genetically identical; it's essentially just a more complicated wank" #- Ianthe Tridentarius at some point probably #she's the worlds first kinsey 7 but she'll never let that get in the way of the true meaning of sex: #manipulating plotting scheming and gathering blackmail material #she would never use the things she and coronabeth get up to as blackmail material! - ergo: it's not sex