Can I get you a ladder so you can get off my back?

sauron could lay eggs and he could even asexually lay fertile ones but he didn't like it so he instead devoted his time in angband to fertilising the eggs that morgoth just left lying around the place. fish style.

Carrie reimagining where instead of killing people she uses her powers to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

Project Hail Mary is a great movie, but the author Andy Weir is such a weirdo. Because wdym he don't want to put political in his book? And he is pro-AI while writing about climate change and saving the Earth from extinction? This is why I don't want to use the book as a source for discussing a character like Eva Stratt cause THE AUTHOR SAID THERE IS NO POLITICS IN HIS BOOKS 😭😭😭

Something about the bastardization of the story time and time again proves that nobody in power really cares about the people who would resonate with King’s Carrie White. A girl so ugly and repulsive she’s been removed from her own story. The societal need for women and girls to be constantly perceived as attractive is what fuels a fair amount of her torment in the book, but that person isn’t even allowed to exist on the screen. We cannot empathize with her; it isn’t allowed. It’s fascinating to me.

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

like if you read and pay attention to any of dragon age’s lore, from the games and books and other supplemental materials, you will notice plot holes, because the series constantly contradicts itself, rewrites its own lore, retcons characters’ stories, redefines terminology, and so forth. there are some cases where it can be explained watsonianly by way of varying in-universe sources, but if these sources are cross-referenced it often still does not make sense. with gaider leaving during veilguard’s development and the rest of the mess around it this is more emphasized in that game but it has been present in every game. because the series is inconsistent and bioware can’t commit to the choices they make. dragon age is literally bad is the thing. like it can be good when it’s good but underneath the good it’s still mostly bad. why is there tuesday in thedas

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)