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shark vs the universe
Origami Around
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Andulka
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@schmokschmok
my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭
hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.
my bad yall
[ID: Image one is a reply from queercoded-disney-villain that says, “HUH?”
Image two is an image of a box of ice pops called Bussy Mix. End ID.]
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hey white people . if u dont know how to pronounce an ethnic persons name *google it* or if its someone ur talking directly to *ask them*. dont fucking do that "erm i dont know how to pronounce but __" or "im gonna butcher this haha" or "im not even gonna bother trying" . ur not funny. do u know what poc think when they hear u saying that ? u sound like a loser asshole and we dont want to spend time with u . im so fucking tired of watching youtube videos about media from my country and hearing those phrases. im tired of people saying that to my face . i respect someone who clearly looked it up and is tryong but says my name wrong over someone who just goes with whatever bad first guess they had without trying. u have too many resources at ur disposal to keep doing this. for the love of god just Fucking Try. if ur confused Just Try.
I highly recommend Forvo.com, the website where native speakers of a language contribute their time and voices to read words and names in their own language. It is a fantastic way to expand your world, open up your ears, and it's way more likely to nab a hit than just googling.
wow , I didn't know this existed, thanks so much for sharing the resource !! I will absolutely be using it now too 🖤
Gott nimm meine Periodenkrämpfe und gib sie Friedrich Merz
schwöre die Aktivität an diesem Post ist wie so ein Merz-Bullshit-Seismograph. Immer wenn der wieder Notes bekommt weiß ich dass er was Dummes von sich gegeben hat
ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat
this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on
Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer
Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement
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[text id: Ozempica Firestone clutched orphanly at her hot dead mother's locket, thinking about how orphanful she was. She was quite the most orphanest slender blue-orbed blonde seventeen and 11 months orphan in all of Appallingly Researched Somerset Village. Her two stepsisters, Size 12 and Size 14, glowered midsizedly at her across the tavern. “Lord Darkdunkelheartthorn will never choose you," they sneerified sneeringly. "You're just a fragile beauty with a voice that turns mud to gold." "I don't care about marrying Lord Darkdunkelheartthorn," she blushed thinly over my broom. "I care about sad children, and lonely kittens, and bandaging injured unicorn toes." "Too late," whispered Lord Darkdunkelheartthorn loudly. “I am in love with your fragile thinness and want to buy you stuff in the historically wobbly castle of Darkfaeblack where I live and do morally dubious aspirational wealth porn." "Never!" She daintied petitely. "I want to be thin and starving among the sad children." The table turned to gold, and the hungry children started chopping bits off it to sell immediately. "I am needed here," she whispered prettily. "We will marry you!" Said Size 12 and Size 14. "Never!" He roared fatphobically, turning them both into ravens. "I only have eyes for Ozempica. As you cannot love me, I must abduct you at once which will definitely improve the situation and encourage postitive sentiments towards me while I buy you stuff that is jarringly of the wrong era."
Before anyone could object further, he swept her into his dark robed magic fae arms. She weighed roughly the same as a decorative throw pillow, or 300g for EU audiences. "Release me!"she slimmed thinly. "I cannot!" he bellowed bigcockly. "Why?" she waisted 20inchly. "Because books are 70k words, and also something curse three days shadow moon fate true love monster turning etc, etc," he exposition rubbing coins on his 10 pack bulging crotchly. She nodded sadly, accepting her fate. They then had hot morally grey sex in alternative chapters with a weird b plot about gnome genocide at the following locations: turret, throne room, glasshouse, bridge, haunted wood, haunted ship, sex dungeon, sex library. Ozempica discovered a book expositioning the gnome genocide in a shelovesbooks kind of way. "But I loved you!" She wept unproblematically. "How could you gnome genocide knowing I would oppose that thinly until more hot acrobatic oral sex?" Her tears landed tearingly upon the carpet and immediately transformed into tiny crystal roses worth approximately £4,000 each. To her horror, her beautiful voice had turned him to gold. "No, true love I love you true love true love kiss kiss," she wept into his gold abs. He turned back into dark robed darkness. "Now you have loved me the curse from chapter 3 is broken and also I understand genocide is bad and won't do it again," he announced hornily. Reader, she banged him.
end id]
every time i think my hatred for Fritze Merz has reached its limit, he always proves me wrong. i can, in fact, always hate him even more.
German Summer Gothic
The weather forecast says a heat wave is coming. It’s never been this hot before, you feel like taking off your entire skin. The Thermostat says it’s 23 °C. The basic rules of modesty do not apply anymore. You get as naked as you can possibly afford at all times. Can you wear a bikini top and boxer shorts to university? Your professor does. Flip Flop. Flip Flop. Flip Flop. You turn around to see if someone is following you. No one in sight. You walk a little faster. Flip Flop. Flip Flop. They’re almost here. You sit next to a stranger on the bus. Your thighs are touching. When you try to get up for your stop, you cannot move. The stranger is staring out of the window, but you can’t see their face in the reflection. Your upper legs have fused together and it will only be a matter of time before one of you consumes the other. It’s 36° and it’s getting heißer. Life doesn’t feel hard at all. It’s getting heißer and heißer. You try to turn off the radio, but as soon as you turn your back to it, it’s 36° again and it’s getting heißer. The Klimaanlage in the Deutsche Bahn is broken. It’s always been broken. You’ve heard people say there is a single car where it works, but it’s never the one you’re in. The doors of the Tram open and 50 hungry lungs breathe in in unison. You don’t hear anything but the rattling over the Weichen until the next stop. You didn’t know you could hold your breath this long. You come home to find all of your shoes have been replaced with Flip Flops. Even the Sandalen you put on your own feet this morning have transformed while you were out, it seems. Or did you put them on? You can’t remember. There’s no answers. You wake up to the sun shining in your face. It’s 4 am and your window is on the north side of the house. Mom asks you to mäh the Rasen. You are sure you did it yesterday, but you also feel your nostrils longing for the smell of frischgeschnittnem Gras. How long has it been since you’ve eaten anything? The Flutschfinger at the Kiosk is 4,50€ now.
IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
[ID: Snippet from an online search. The text from fanlore.org's wiki reads, "Yuri Day (百合の日) takes place on June 25 in Japan and celebrates yuri works. The day came to be as Japanese yuri fans noted that June 25 was the assigned day for the lily, which is where yuri (百合 lit." ... with the end of the sentence trailing off. Article dated Jul 4, 2023. / end ID.]
Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel
Dude, hold on
[ ID: Screenshot of a comment by vitorusart that reads, "Wtf is a wheel?" / End ID. ]
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[ ID: Screenshot of a quote retweet by Shane @/sbliss89 from 11:50 a.m. on 06/24/26 that reads, "New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven't finished that draft yet."
The quoted tweet is by Pope Leo XIV (verified) @/pontifex that reads, "Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound."
The quoted tweet ends with a hyperlink, cut off after the initial two letters "va." / End ID. ]
my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’
The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”
Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”
Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]
image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description
🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃 Happy Summerween! 🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃
[ID 1: A GIF from Gravity Falls. Stan points to a calendar which is open to the month of June and has a date circled. He says, “Summerween! The people of this town love Halloween so much they celebrate it twice a year. And wouldn’t you know it, it’s today!”
ID 2: Text which reads: “Summerween is an annual holiday celebrated only in Gravity Falls, Oregon on June 22 or the second to last Friday of the month. It is celebrated because the”. End ID]
[PT: Happy Summerween!“ End PT]
Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger
[ID: partially filled crossword with 5 Down highlighted and filled in as "macarons," for hint "French desserts that look like tiny colorful hamburgers"]
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the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore
