and whatever walked there, walked alone

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What do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chicken nothing but death 

there was a guy who had problems. every time he laughed he can’t breath. his friend keps telling him funny jokes without knowing about this. so the guy with problems is like stop i can’t breath. so he died.

Noobnouns vs pronouns vs hackernouns

DOCTER DOCTER! I have a potato in my right ear and a carrot in my left ear and a tomato down in my sock what is wrong with me

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

That “cringe” nonbinary xenogender genderfuck therian who uses neopronouns and may or may not go on HRT while being loudly, proudly themselves will always be more revolutionary and subversive than a binary trans person who aggressively reproduces the cis status quo and shames anyone who doesn’t do the same.

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

do you think cats understand that we can't see as well in the dark as them or when i trip over my cat in the night is he like. bro what the fuck is your problem. stop being clumsy.

[ID: A digital drawing of Klavier Gavin and Apollo Justice from Ace Attorney. Klavier wears a short maroon dress with a low scoop neckline, makeup and heels. Apollo links arms with Klavier and the two smile. Apollo wears a suit similar to his regular outfit with a red jacket, a black vest and pants, and a teal tie. Apollo holds a bouquet of flowers behind his back. End ID]