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Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

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darkcomedies

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

darkcomedies

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

apolladay

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

it-grrl

Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

#german class not english #but I just remembered a short story we read where three kids (brothers I think) went into the woods to play #more or less accidentally killed their youngest brother #and then went home and acted like nothing happened #definitely fucked me up for some time

pmamtraveller

by Vorja Sánchez

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okida25

@ghost-of-stasis

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lesbianrey

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

sirpuntine

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

chronicallyhomoerotic

this is a poem. To me.

beardedmrbean

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pmamtraveller

The life cycle of a cherry.

ifartconfetti

Everyone who's from an German speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images.

#from east austria:#krapfen #gelse #semmerl/weckerl #eierschwammerl #ribisel #(though johannisbeere is also okay)#butterbrot #not sure what the bottom left is?#we make something like that for krampus out of germteig but I don't know if that is the same #palatschinke #scherzerl

thememedaddy

kselavie

his weapon is her weapon stargate sg-1 8x13 vs stargate atlantis 2x18

threshergm

Hey, @ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask .

ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask

Oh good. My two favorite Stargate ships. Representing the dynamic of all of my ships. What an excellent find.

#stargate #sg1 #sga

citadelofthestars

Okay, tell me how your tastes have changed! What's a food you used to dislike and now you love it or at least like it?

princesssarisa

Just about any green vegetable.

#cheese #and chocolate #though I still don't like milkchocolate

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citadelofthestars

Okay, tell me how your tastes have changed! What's a food you used to dislike and now you love it or at least like it?

princesssarisa

Just about any green vegetable.

#cheese #and chocolate #though I still don't like milkchocolate

kissycat

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

kissycat

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

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