be he foe or friend

think about how shitty a boyfriend yogi bear would be. “hey today let’s steal a picnic basket” hey today let’s do literally anything else, yogi. fuck you

imagine netflix says 'Alright fuckers, you win. Here's your secret ninth episode of Stranger Things' and you click on it and it's the secret good episode of Sherlock

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

many such pillowcases

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

It’s crazy how much “act like you’re supposed to be there” works. It’s like using a cheat code.

This + your username gave me a mental image of Fingon entering Angband as if he worked there. XD

Fingon striding into Angband with a yellow vest and clipboard and all the orcs going “well he’s probably supposed to be here better move on”

you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday

what we really need this year to bring the magic back is a good old-fashioned 9/11 miracle

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer