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i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

right up there with work today

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

one thing about me is I love brutalism. I love concrete. I love not living in a house with cardboard walls and I love looking at a building and thinking this imposing boy would survive a nuclear war

WHIMSY IS NON-NEGOTIATABLE

Unfortunately unintentional homoeroticism often beats out intentional lgbtq romance because it’s allowed to be more toxic because they don’t have annoying bitches yapping in their ear that it’s bad lgbt rep

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

that post joking "how many grams of protein is in a fun evening with friends" actually has a point because stress itself has a negative impact on your health. so you can literally be pursuing a healthier lifestyle by chilling with friends

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards

im not addicted to images i can quit any time i want