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incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

Woke up this morning briefly desensitized to the language we use to describe time, and burst out laughing over an email saying there's a meeting at "2." That's literally just a number, not even a very big one. What’s next, cleaning the break room at “3"?

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off