*listening to music* hey that was a fic title

one direction came up in my classroom today and one of my students was like “ms. bad1dimagines did u know one of them died?” like yes girl let’s not do this here

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

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if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

I love tumblr because it's the only site where I can look at something for 5 seconds and not have the website decide then and there that this post is my new special interest and should take up 95% of my feed. God forbid I'm on facebook and get momentarily confused by a photo of a hairbrush or some shit and suddenly my entire internet experience is 527 variations of the Dull Women's Club

i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

Not even ten years ago, basic human writing mistakes were perceived as unprofessional and lazy. Now, with AI, we see a human mistake in a story and almost feel reassured and THAT is why I don't care about my overuse of commas. A comma here, and a comma there, fuck you, I'll put so many, it doesn't even make sense. At least my stories aren't AI. Here, here's some more: ,,,,,,