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me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

"Play toys with me or you're gay"

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

“whoa” and “woah” is the same but also they are very different… only a select few are capable of understanding this nuanced topic….

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

blasts you with my placebo beam

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

No, Calvin was right

Calvin was 100% right.

You’ll notice Miss Wormwood didn’t disagree, just gave him advice on how to handle the pain.

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday