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you would think that after seeing a couple thousand dicks or so it would get boring

Almost as bad as French.

With French you’re only ever one omitted article away from an obscenity.

Just like how in English anything can be an obscenity if you try really hard and believe in yourself

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

The 90s went hard on acceptance and celebration of diversity, both in cultural backgrounds and ability. Then, at some chrome-encrusted point (somewhere toward the end of 2001 perhaps?) everyone in the west decided that shit was dumb and lame and gay(bad) and nowadays they call it "woke nonsense" and the US' main exports are racist terror and global ignorance.

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs