[is struggling to explain to cis men that no your semen absolutely fucking does not build up inside your body if you don’t cum because we don’t live in a goddamn gay milking fetish inflation story but I’m laughing too hard and then I remember how a bunch of conservative men really believed that screenshots from an actual milking porno were photos from a secret Chinese sperm harvesting lab and I fall gravely silent and just kind of stare up at the ceiling wondering how much scientific and political information the average person gets from porn and everyone present thinks I’m having some kind of brain event]














