@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home

stepdad has to keep his approval rating up. or else.

— Hamlet Prince of Denmark

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad