a tall glass of manwaffles

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Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.

That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa

Jörmungandr is trying to catch a plane they are late for ragnarok

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

This is 100% me being a crank, but I'm getting real annoyed at seeing Ancient Traditional Crafts™ videos that depict people grinding minerals to make pigments with no respiratory protection. Like, yeah, an N100 mask isn't Authentic and shit, but do you know what powdered mica does to your lungs?

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Idk man I feel like i ever became a billionaire I wouldn’t do cryptofascism. Instead I think I would make fantasy become a reality in a forum never seen before: a giant cooking arena, the Kitchen Stadium. The motivation for spending my fortune to create Kitchen Stadium is to encounter new original cuisines which could be called true artistic creations. To realize this dream, id first secretly start selecting the top chefs of various styles of cooking, and I’d name these men the Iron Chefs: the invincible men of culinary skills. Iron Chef Japanese is Masaharu Morimoto. Iron Chef French is Hiroyuki Sakai. Iron Chef Chinese is Chen Kenichi. And Masahiko Kobe is Iron Chef Italian. The Kitchen Stadium is the arena where Iron Chefs await the challenges of master chefs from around the world. Both the Iron Chef and challenger have one hour to tackle the theme ingredient of the day. Using all their senses, skill, creativity, they are to prepare artistic dishes never tasted before. And if ever a challenger wins over the Iron Chef, he or she will gain the people's ovation and fame forever. But this guy has even bigger dreams. Yes I’n on the quest to see and experience for more around the world. In Paris. In Beijing. In Hong Kong, and other exotic locals. Every battle, reputations are on the line in Kitchen Stadium, where master chefs pit their artistic creations against each other. What inspiration does today's challenger bring? And how will the Iron Chef fight back? The heat will be on!