I pour ungodly amounts of sugar into my porridge because porridge is dessert but make it breakfast
try some butter in it as well!
maybe some nuts
and a banana


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I pour ungodly amounts of sugar into my porridge because porridge is dessert but make it breakfast
try some butter in it as well!
maybe some nuts
and a banana

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It's too hot for hot chocolate but I'm drinking it anyway bc I'm a rebel
consider: frozen hot chocolate
isn't that just a chocolate milkshake?
it's not and that's what's great
it's almost like a frappe but with chocolate milk instead of coffee (kinda like a chocolate milk slushy, but in a more appetizing way than the name suggests)
I dunno, I've had plenty of frozen chocolate milkshakes and it just seems like they're what a frozen hot chocolate would be
the texture and flavor of frozen hot chocolate is different in a way that's difficult to explain
It's too hot for hot chocolate but I'm drinking it anyway bc I'm a rebel
consider: frozen hot chocolate
ice cream is great
ice cream from the luxury ice cream company in york is better
I have died to blueberry ripple ice cream.
Not the worst way to go.
and you didn't invite me?!
it's always "stop making people live in sitcom world" and never "how was sitcom world? was the sitcom world fun?"

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
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Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!
the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?
oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby
If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.
@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D
TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN
to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses
I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure
This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do
Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about
tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart
tag all you moots this is not an option
also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well
@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)
So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.
ON IT BESTIE!
im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen
NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh and @probablyautism here u go luv
CMON FOLKS
DO IT
here you are!!
@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.
@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)
Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.
It may still need help getting to 200,000.
Here's Aziraphale in disguise:
And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:
@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.
At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.
Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.
The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.
Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.
He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.
Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.
His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.
The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.
His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.
They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.
“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”
The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.
The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.
“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.
Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.
JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL
@writing-prompt-s
Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.
Chaos Course Set Meal
Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos
Foreword:
As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.
Course One
Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris
10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.
Ingredients (serves four people):
1 teaspoon of saffron
300g carnaroli rice
50g extra virgin olive oil
20g butter
5g shallots
1l vegetable broth
parsley (to taste)
100g porcini mushrooms
80g portobello mushrooms
100g brown mushrooms
5g truffle oil
5g lemon peel and lemon juice
30g parmesan cheese
thyme (a dash)
5g garlic
A pinch of salt and pepper
The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.
Method:
In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast
Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.
In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.
Presentation:
At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.
The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.
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hi jeff (:
We've gotta force this to 200k notes somehow. Memevengers Assemble!
(whatever's left of us anyway)
I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home
i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"
Didn't you... create the HOA? And then dump it into a 1950s sitcom?
the hoa already existed, i just moved it to a more fun and exciting setting
and that more fun and exciting setting was... the 1950s? I can't think of a single thing that was more fun in the 1950s.
the fashion! and the hijinx!
...everything else sucked, tho, you're right
Is that why you kept moving it forward in time, you realised that everything sucked and there's reasons we left the 50s etc. behind?
are you my therapist now?
Well according to one identity of mine's credentials, I am licensed to be.
Depends on whether Old SHIELD generated diplomas count as legitimate or not.
...i don't know what i expected
I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home
i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"
Didn't you... create the HOA? And then dump it into a 1950s sitcom?
the hoa already existed, i just moved it to a more fun and exciting setting
and that more fun and exciting setting was... the 1950s? I can't think of a single thing that was more fun in the 1950s.
the fashion! and the hijinx!
...everything else sucked, tho, you're right
Is that why you kept moving it forward in time, you realised that everything sucked and there's reasons we left the 50s etc. behind?
are you my therapist now?
I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home
i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"
Didn't you... create the HOA? And then dump it into a 1950s sitcom?
the hoa already existed, i just moved it to a more fun and exciting setting
and that more fun and exciting setting was... the 1950s? I can't think of a single thing that was more fun in the 1950s.
the fashion! and the hijinx!
...everything else sucked, tho, you're right
I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home
i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"
Didn't you... create the HOA? And then dump it into a 1950s sitcom?
the hoa already existed, i just moved it to a more fun and exciting setting

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I bought a house in an HOA and now Mjolnir needs a new home
i tried that once. they don't like magic in general. something about how it's "destructive" and "harmful to the community"
it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing
you can always cope by becoming evil
not me needing friends actually considering this?
There is literally no need to become evil, you guys
There's always a reason to become evil
being evil means a cooler costume and theme song so i'd say there is a need and reason!
I mean, I think my armour and theme song are already, how do you mortals say it, in fleet? On creek? Concrete?
I've been away for too long.
idk, whenever i try to use slang my kids make fun of me
...yes i have multiple kids now
.......no i didn't kidnap them
I wasn't going to suggest you had kidnapped them... but did you?
no. they are my children
But are they this you's children or another you's?
Considering that we're all bad, bad evil friendly people with mind-blowing knowledge of a multiverse now, of course
they are children and they are in my possession, so they are my children
Uhhh, I'm all for evil and badness and being evilly friendly but... isn't that taking things a bit far?
it's not like i killed anyone
oh my god its been ages since youve been on my dash. welcome back i missed you
i've been busy doing things that are not evil in spite of what certain people might say
((OOC: Thanks!))
it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing
you can always cope by becoming evil
not me needing friends actually considering this?
There is literally no need to become evil, you guys
There's always a reason to become evil
being evil means a cooler costume and theme song so i'd say there is a need and reason!
I mean, I think my armour and theme song are already, how do you mortals say it, in fleet? On creek? Concrete?
I've been away for too long.
idk, whenever i try to use slang my kids make fun of me
...yes i have multiple kids now
.......no i didn't kidnap them
I wasn't going to suggest you had kidnapped them... but did you?
no. they are my children
But are they this you's children or another you's?
Considering that we're all bad, bad evil friendly people with mind-blowing knowledge of a multiverse now, of course
they are children and they are in my possession, so they are my children
it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing
you can always cope by becoming evil
not me needing friends actually considering this?
There is literally no need to become evil, you guys
There's always a reason to become evil
being evil means a cooler costume and theme song so i'd say there is a need and reason!
I mean, I think my armour and theme song are already, how do you mortals say it, in fleet? On creek? Concrete?
I've been away for too long.
idk, whenever i try to use slang my kids make fun of me
...yes i have multiple kids now
.......no i didn't kidnap them
I wasn't going to suggest you had kidnapped them... but did you?
no. they are my children

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it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing
you can always cope by becoming evil
not me needing friends actually considering this?
There is literally no need to become evil, you guys
There's always a reason to become evil
being evil means a cooler costume and theme song so i'd say there is a need and reason!
I mean, I think my armour and theme song are already, how do you mortals say it, in fleet? On creek? Concrete?
I've been away for too long.
idk, whenever i try to use slang my kids make fun of me
...yes i have multiple kids now
.......no i didn't kidnap them
it's been so long that every group I've ever been a part of is either disbanded or dead and ain't that just depressing
you can always cope by becoming evil
not me needing friends actually considering this?
There is literally no need to become evil, you guys
There's always a reason to become evil
being evil means a cooler costume and theme song so i'd say there is a need and reason!