levi

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ﻌ•

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so