levi

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got