levi

@anatomical-puppet

for those wondering what bart baiting is, @pregnantradford explained in the comments: Its when a homer (enemy) stands still too attract barts, pretending to be afk, this is a good tactic in games because barts like to circle homers when they are inactive

L + ratio + i hope you blink before + i do i hope i never get sober + i hope when you think of me years down the line you can't think of one good thing to say + i i hope you die + i hope we both die

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im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Despite everything the bug scuttles on

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

displays my agonies online for free

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts