Fandom Trash

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

Back when this site truly was lawless.

people who have been on this site for 5-10 consecutive years should get an award or something…we’re all mindlessly blogging on this dead website for FREE

i think anyone who was on this site when you could edit peoples posts should get that privilege back if theyre still active on their 10th year

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

fuck y’all for making me google this but also same

sometimes I think about how brussel sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are all the same species, and i understand why biologists are constantly furious about taxonomy

I’m sorry what

Somebody please explain this because what the fuck

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level

girl help I’m having creation ideas above my free time level

girl help I’m being called out by these 3 statements

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

she had babies with a what

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

It’s almost like having disgusting personal opinions means people don’t want to be around you, and that no one is actually obligated to have anything to do with you if you’re offensive enough

Solidarity! The first step to making sure that our trans brothers and sisters feel safe is to make sure there’s consequences for people who make them unsafe.

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying

That’s actually heterophobic, and no, don’t say that’s not a thing ‘because straight people have never been opressed’. It seems like today’s society, especially on Tumblr, with big websites such as Buzzfeed promoting it even more, favour the opressed minority over the majority, which is not okay, because they should be equals, and by putting the ‘opressed’ on a pedestral, you’re degrading and actually OPRESSING the others.

Someone tattoo this entire reply on my back as I sob wildly

“Favour the oppressed minority over the majority” this literally makes no sense, how can you both favour and oppress a minority at the same time??