let’s go shronks

can i say something

the reason why the sp*ttin ch*cklets guys are so invested in the narrative that wsh is this rabid womaniser is because its the only way they can justify their own interest in him as a sex symbol. they have eyes and can see that he is good-looking but can only express that information by sublimating their desire through a female lens in order to make it acceptable

mack said sure you can have your little “bc line” reunion. however i will also be there.

how does it feel to never win anything in life except a beautiful blonde man that flies to your childhood home and drives you around while you hold his hand from the passenger seat and brushes your wet hair out of your face at a lake and borrows your clothes with your number all over them and mentors your younger brother who adores him and becomes your release according to your dad and always comes home to you at the end of the night and the end of the month where he’s out with his friends still talking about you the whole time and calls you his guy and tells you to be proud of yourself. how does it feel.

kk in the booth next to wm watching them lady and the tramp their shared cheese wheel pasta with their legs intertwined toe to kneecap under the table texting laila like dude you cannot move in with these guys this shit is horrifying

if mack pulls up to the cape house I’m going to do something drastic

trying to have one peaceful day without thing one and thing two gaying it up across north america

likeee ok last summer they were only ever spotted together for hockey related reasons like this is our job we’re teammates we’re training etc versus this summer it’s almost like they’ve admitted to themselves and each other that they want to spend non-hockey time together because the offseason feels too long and they’re not as busy as during the season and they’re making a conscious effort to show each other their hometown #spots and spend time with each other’s families and it’s soooooo tender I love you on purpose etccccc

congrats to will and mack for going all the way or whatever