liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place