It's A Soup World Bitch!

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

top 10 bunny sleepy moments

[white man voice] Number 5: The Sleepy Bunny who Happened to Flop Over

Number 6: the little bunny who was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

she literally was too short to sleep so she stretched out long enough until she was able to sleep

people throw in "not trying to be rude" at the end of the rudest thing you've ever heard as if they're trying to go "no homo" after sucking the balls too

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank