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incredible day of Things Turning Up and Positive Responses to Emails. wishing you all the same
also this is neither a Thing nor a Response to Email (but it was in an email): my pottery club are going to start doing firings to my preferred temperature which is Big News
incredible day of Things Turning Up and Positive Responses to Emails. wishing you all the same
13. favourite film?
11. song you listened to in childhood?
5. three people you wish you could meet?
13. I'm actually a little boring on this front. I don't watch a lot of movies - I tend to get bored unless I'm also crafting, or some reason visual media don't really do it for me - so I usually default to Lord of the Rings, which was formative both as a book and as a movie. Though I watched Hunt for the Wilderpeople recently with some friends, and it was just as much a hoot as I remembered!
11. The first CD I purchased with my own money was Now 16, a series which now has an astonishing number of editions. So we could go for She Will Be Loved or (to tie in the NZ, and also: the first album we had in my bedroom) Arithmetic by Brooke Fraser (my older sister's first album). Astonishingly, my work seems to favour music from when I was about 11-16 for their background music, so I get to hear some of these surprisingly often and it is a whole blast from the past.
5. I actually really struggle with this as a question - if someone is famous enough for me to mention them here I would be so tongue tied if I actually met them! Though - let's stay small, actually. My mum had a really special relationship with her nana; I'll pick her, my aunt who died as a teenager, and... ok... we're going for Origen. Because I want to meet the guy who decided to put 6 texts of the bible next to each other in a day before textual criticism. Hmm. That's not small.
the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
This only applies to the modern show breeds of sewing machines. Heritage breeds like the Singer 27, 15, 66, and 201 are docile and extremely hardy. They're easy keepers, requiring oil and the occasional light bulb to maintain working condition. Treadle and crank varieties thrive on an electricity-free diet. Injuries, while rare, are quickly resolved thanks to a thriving aftermarket parts trade. In cases of severe neglect, percussive maintenance via sledgehammer can restore motion.

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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
ok i finished persuasion last night and iâm not okay about it. hereâs how chronically online i think all the characters would be
Anne: like a 3/10. i think she has many offline pursuits that take up more of her time. she has facebook and instagram accounts but posts rarely. most of her screen time is used on the NYT puzzles, in which she has absolutely ridiculous streaks. also a recovered tumblrina
Wentworth: 7/10. again I think he has other pastimes, but he needs social media because he has a lot of friends that live super far away. he has really cool-looking IG stories but then sadposts about missing Anne on his close friends at 3 AM. also a regular twitter user
Sir Walter: 11/10. cannot live without tiktok. specifically i think heâs obsessed with those color analysis videos and judges people for not dressing for their color season. has a sizable amount of followers for being âthat mean old guy with crazy drip"
Lady Russell: 6/10. she likes to keep up with people and she will occasionally get caught up scrolling, but she tries her best not to make a habit of it. liberal with the block button, even with people she knows irl. every time Anne posts she replies with at least a dozen heart emojis
Elizabeth: 10/10. i feel like sheâd try to be an influencer. makes a shit ton of âcollabâ videos with her dad and Mrs. Clay in Bath. she puts about a million things on her story every day. she likes to post herself shopping and tag the store thinking theyâll engage when itâs like. target
Mary: 9/10. she is forever watching those AI animal videos, thinking theyâre real and sending them to everyone. shows her kidsâ faces online despite her husbandâs (admittedly very mild) protests. reposts stories about events she wasnât at saying âwish I was there :(â
Charles Musgrove: 7.5/10, only because I think heâs slightly more online than Wentworth. spends a lot of time on twitter because Maryâs not on it and sometimes he wants a lil break. will use chronically online lingo around his parents and get blank stares.
Louisa: 8/10. TUMBLRINA. she has other social media but mostly iâm claiming her for us. blogs religiously about musicians she loves (mostly kpop), and her blog aesthetic is gorgeous. has many beloved mutuals that are extremely concerned about her TBI
Henrietta: 7/10. also a tumblrina but in slightly different fandoms. runs a pretty popular heated rivalry blog. she maintains Louisaâs kpop blog after her accident and does a pretty good job. feels obligated to reblog discourse posts she doesnât fully understand
Mr. Elliot: 5/10. i canât see him being super online. he does have twitter though, and he does call it x. very much enjoys using the internet to lie and spread misinformation. i think his most used site is linkedin. âthis is what mr smith dying taught me about businessâ and shit like that
Mrs. Clay: 9/10. once again she likes to make tiktoks, with and without Elizabeth. âthis is a day in my life as a widow with two kidsâ and the like. Elizabeth and Sir Walter make a callout video after she runs away with Mr. Elliot and she gets so much hate she deletes her tiktok :p
The Crofts: 4.5/10 as a set. they have joint instagram and facebook accounts and a joint email. theyâre not super online though. Most of their screentime is puzzle games. he seems sliiiightly more online than she is though
Captain Harville: 2/10. he strikes me as really not online. maybe slightly moreso than he was before his injury, but he just doesnât have that vibe to me. the only one that couldâve distracted Anne while Wentworth wrote the letter because everyone else was on their phones
Captain Benwick: 6/10. heâs a tumblrina too tbh. has a very cute blog thatâs mostly his extremely sad poetry. he reads Louisa something he wrote while sheâs recovering and she recognizes him as her mutual. this is far cuter than what happened in the book i think
Mrs. Smith: 8.5/10. would be far less if she could regularly leave the house. employs herself with puzzle games and wikipedia and likes scrolling through kitchencels and AITA. has an uncanny ability for finding the anonymous social media accounts of people she knows
bonus Dick Musgrove: mostly used snapchat. Charles deleted it off his phone after he died so their parents wouldnât have to see all that
please feel free to add on if you have other ideas!
I could see Lady Russell being staunchly offline, and needing Anne to do online tasks for her every so often, because the old way is better and proper.
Sir Walter has a silver fox fan club and he's enormously proud of it.
Mr. Shepherd has one of those advice lawyer blogs to drum up business but it's not very popular
The Musgroves Sr. are exclusively on Facebook to see photos of their kids and grandkids. They forward spam emails.
ask game!
making an ask game purely out of boredom
if you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?
in an emergency, who would you call?
favourite scent and why?
who is a role model in your life, real or fictional?
three people you wish you could meet?
would you rather be permanently moving/on the road, or live in the same place for your whole life?
describe a dream you had recently
favourite accessory you own?
how would you survive an apocalypse or at least attempt to?
dream pet?
song you listened to in childhood?
how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?
favourite film?
piece of media that left a lasting impact on you?
any âparanormalâ or unexplainable experiences?
favourite type of chocolate?
drink of choice?
a compliment youâve received?
best gift youâve gotten?
dream car?
describe a nightmare youâve had?
favourite time of day/night?
a hobby you tried but didnât stick with?
movie or tv show you want to watch?
dream room?
share one outlook you have on life?
a favourite lyric?
favourite way to spend time alone?
share an adventure you went on?
what are your opinions on the person asking?
i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
no one asked but here
texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."
the attorney general of texas has threatened to investigate the Big 12 conference if they sanction Texas Tech
the claim is now that texas texh university just cares so much about brendan sorsbys mental health that they have to sue everyone who calls this an integrity violation. any other school who wouldnt defend an athlete that committed this violation "doesnt care about mental health"
hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but youâre not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. Youâre also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck
never not thinking abt this
This was interesting because - while I donât claim to be much of an artist - I have a party trick of portraiture, as in capture-a-likeness-to-please people-in-a-pub-knack, which is a whole separate skill. And the face intrigued me.
For portraiture you have the unique challenge of capturing the distinctive features while flattering them. Thereâs a tension of âwhat makes the person look like themselves?â against what they WANT people to see.
Acknowledging and respecting that, reflecting a View of the Self instead of a simple photograph, has always been an ephemeral and noble challenge of portraiture. Itâs a rare skill, and while Iâm not claiming to be a brilliant practitioner, hereâs how I go about it. You want the person to feel SEEN - on a level and in a way that only a portrait artist could.
If someone in a novel were to spend a paragraph studying the portrait, they ought to be able to say something plot-relevant, like âthe artist had faithfully captured the FAMILY RESEMBLANCE in the notable features and the PLOT POINT in the shape of her eyes⌠but no photograph could have captured the wistful turn of the mouth. Across a hundred years of distance, her soul was clear, speaking to Protagonist as if she were merely in another roomâŚâ
Thatâs the skill of portraiture, really, and itâs rarer than the ability to do good lineart (which I canât do either; note that Iâm not claiming to be GOOD.)
The immediate outstanding features of the âfanâ are
Dark, hooded, distinctive eyes - sheâs probably proud of them
Challenging, knowing expression
Long dark hair is a feature sheâs proud of; because itâs well-cultivated
A sweet beauty of youth, but I can see what sheâll look like when sheâs older
Notes on her features:
Roman nose thatâs unusually short for the bridge type. Doesnât have the space to be âhookedâ but has the shape.
Natural brow with natural arch - fuzzing in to a shapely tapered form
Rounded face but with an interesting composition of flat slabby cheekbones and a high flat forehead. Iâd love to look at it from other angles but she could model for a LOT of time periods and a LOT of artistic traditions.
Cool olive skin - very tricky!!! Especially with that pink lip. Frankly beyond me to depict fairly tbh⌠but at least I tried
Dark pigmented undereye and eyelid, which I chose to handle in the sense of âflattering eye makeupârather than true depiction of her colouring.
Full mouth with NO CUPIDâS BOW - fullness in lower lip
Iâd elide the faint double chin out of gracious recognition of the angle and acknowledgement of the fact that the sitter would PROBABLY prefer it not to be noticed. I ultimately alluded to it, but elided it.
Even without the double chin, her determined yet rounded chin is another charming and forceful contradiction that lends what we call âcharacterâ to the face
đŻ keep the moles
Presumably a fan of Instagram anime art is familiar with conventions and is therefore hoping for a portrait with glow brushes and SHEEN and TEXTURE and anime petals and veils barfed all over it - so I did a final version with those things - presuming it would make the âcustomerâ happy
Obviously you can see that Iâm quite humbly and realistically not an ARTIST but I thought it was interesting to contrast what skills are valued in a party trick of portraiture (breaking down and flattering features, playing a delicate game of flattery/pleasure and clear-eyed recognisability) vs a much more skilled and stylish render that is based on replicating anime aesthetics and thus - despite being better which I acknowledge! - didnât engage so much with the goals of portraiture. Returning to the goals of portraiture - likeness, gesture, expression, picking out features, affection for the subject - is so,so good for the soul. For one thing, it reminds you of your ability to fall in love with facesâŚ
But as you can tell, you donât have to take my word for it! Draw a person lovingly today!

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Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as âproblematicâ in class and our professor was like, âThatâs cool, but âproblematicâ doesnât really mean anything. It means that the thing youâre describing has a problem, and in and of itself thatâs not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else itâs not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like youâre trying to say that this is bad, but you donât want to say âbad.â Is that right?â
So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the âbadâ thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, âIâm uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.â
Once we stopped calling things âproblematicâ and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, âthatâs racistâ or âthatâs misogynisticâ or âew capitalism grossâ out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, âUhhh... Iâm not sure whatâs so bad?â and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.
Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I canât help but think of this professor being like, âGood starting point, now letâs get specific.â I think when we have to commit to saying âthatâs ___â it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever weâre claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes itâs art, and it should be full of problems, because thatâs what art is.
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thought I was going to the sauna with my friend today. Miscommunication about tickets. Sauna booked out :(
only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for
there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs
I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows
GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ
the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that itâs like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

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Today in: Strange Exchanges I Have Made
I gave
1 teeny MĂŠtis sash woven with crewel wool on a rigid heddle loom, sized for an 18" doll such as Our Generation or American Girl
In exchange for
1 out-of-tune hammered dulcimer
WHAT IS MY LIFE. I said "Yeah, if I were to seriously learn an instrument it would be the hammered dulcimer, but they're impossible to find on a budget," and the person I was talking to said, "I have a hammered dulcimer I don't use."
(I don't have enough fingers to play a lot of the instruments I want to, and my formative music instruction was in Orff ensembles, so it's the best overlap between what I'm capable of and what kind of music I want to make)
The sash is inspired by the weaving of Kalyn Kodiak, and might be useful for a children's education project or might not.
If I had a quarter for every time someone gave me an unwanted gunky old treadle sewing machine I'd have 2 quarters, but instead I have 2 treadles, which is more useful but takes up a lot more space.