sillies

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'