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explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

Majoring in creative writing was a colossal mistake that ruined my life financially artistically socially and spiritually BUT i got to read aloud from My Immortal to a crowd of twenty horrified bystanders for academic credit. So I broke even

The assignment was to bring a story written by someone else and share the first paragraph with the class. Nowhere in the assignment description or the syllabus did it specify that the story had to be good

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will