im sorry that was a bad joke. i can kill myself if you want

apollo is the god of straight lines in that a prophecy uttered and its coming are an absolute tautology. in the sense that he will lay before you a bunch of wreckage and demand you build a straight line. in the sense that, if you don't build a straight line, he'll do it himself and it will skewer you through.

[I.D.: a motivational poster in the style of a vintage postcard. A frog squats like a human with his arms crossed over his knees in a patch of grass frowning at some lily pads. Words around the frog read, "I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about." The colors on the poster are mostly green with yellow words. /End I.D.]

it fucking sucks that getting impaled """kills you""" they should at least give you one freebie. i would look soooo sexy and boyish getting martyred on the spear

no offense but it´s kind of baffling how the video game industries has gotten t othe point where its acceptable to release games pretty much unfinished

GUARDS! Feminise this "boy"!

i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

horny but in like a sensory seeking kind of way

masochistic but its because im so understimulated i need to get my ass beat

autistic fight club when