just realized we're all gonna make it!

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

ctrl+f is one of the greatest things to happen to academia and indeed this world

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

Can I be vulnerable with u guys for a moment

boss... youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

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