What Happens in Vegas

↳ ( INSTAGRAM ) @thelucyj:

“happy father’s day to all those great men out there, but a big special one to mine #daddy #fathersday #luckiestgirlaround

↳ ( INSTAGRAM ) @thelucyj:

“love summer in Vegas”

↳ ( INSTAGRAM ) @thelucyj:

“my presents from daddy #itsgoodtobehome”

@Madbear: I miss you already Lucy

@Madbear: Surprise me.

@thelucyj: I already know that your not cooking the fat on your steak enough but managing to overcook the rest

@ren_dawson: well you're in Vegas I'm sure you can find someone. Make sure you're sober enough to consent!

@ren_dawson: you're just jealous ;)

@cajwagner: insert politically correct answer about people finding happiness anywhere.

@cajwagner: i wouldn't know. i haven't experienced either.

@ren_dawson: well idk maybe you would if you secretly hated me

@cajwagner: that was sarcasm.

@cajwagner: but people do it all the time. idiots in relationships. people who dedicate themselves to jesus.

@ren_dawson: well now I know that

@cajwagner: what can i say. i've decided to save myself for one person.

@cajwagner: why would i want to watch you have sex when i've experienced it already?

@ren_dawson: oh good. I was worried it would be a fridge magnet

@cajwagner: that'll do.

@cajwagner: and by that i mean that I'm /joking/. please don't get me a sex worker.

@ren_dawson: I want something fancy and expensive that I would never be able to afford without your help

@cajwagner: buy me a hooker.