Hello hello and WELCOME everybeing!

We are SATYRICAL! We are an anti-endogenic metahuman here to yap your head off about our alterhumanity (and terms we find interesting)!

We use He/Him, Hymn/Hymnself, It/Its, etc. collectively. Please do not use They/Them on us unless referring to more than one alter. Thank you!

We're an adult, keep that in mind. Though we don't care about who interacts, we will not respond to children. We also will not respond to DMs from children, fullstop. If you're not an adult, or don't have your age on your blog, We will treat you as a child and tell you to stop DMing us. This blog may have suggestive/NSFW content involved, and will be tagged appropriately.

Be forewarned — We do not intend on being mean or rude but we also will not let you trample all over us. We are not afraid to stand our ground, and we won't solely bare our teeth! Comments will be deleted and blocked if they are rude. We do not care.

We are PASSIONATELY anti-endogenic, anti-willogenic, anti-tulpagenic, and whatever else bullshit excuses for ableism you lot have came up with! Our stance on the topic does NOT mean that we are pro-harassment, and we find it quite dumb that so many beings think that not supporting something means we condone harassment of those that use those terms! -> If you somehow don't get the gist, this means we prefer for (pro)endos to leave us the hell alone! If you still interact with us that is on you.

We are neutral on other shit like polymindence, physical alterhumanity, etc. Don't understand it personally so idc! You do you!

We are also anti zoophilia/pedophilia/necrophilia, radqueer, transID, xenosatanism, basic DNI, all'at shit. We block freely!

Shit such as dedicated anons, tags, etc. will be here when we make them. We don't really care to organize our posts but maybe eventually we will, LMFAO. This post in particular can always be subject to change so feel free to check on it freely!

importante -> plural-blocklist awareness ;; twisted/toon appearance

Bobette PNGs utilized in our layout are by strawberrricatz. All graphic set-ups (such as pinned post, talking, etc.) are made by us.

alterhumanity hot takes for a sec this has been on my mind for like three days straight

can we!! stop!! treating every single individual that labels themself as an alterhuman!! as though they are instantly not human at all!! by believing that alterhuman = just nonhuman you are entirely erasing a HUGE section of the community (partial humans, humanoids, human fictkins, human kins in general, etc. just to name a few), and its also just generally rude to dehumanize and assume everybody around you isn't human the second they utter the word alterhuman.

and furthermore

if we're going to make it a huge point that you shouldn't judge people based on species & esp identity, to the point where things that degrade, demonize, humiliate, discuss killing, etc. another species should be tagged, CAN WE MAKE THAT APPLY TO HUMANS TOO PLEASE. CAN WE REMEMBER THERE ARE HUMAN ALTERHUMANS TOO?? AND PARTIAL HUMANS?? PARTIAL NONHUMANS??

not everybody is entirely nonhuman and i get it, misanthropy is pretty common in the community, but i shouldn't have to get deeply uncomfortable opening any alterhumanity community or tag that i'm in because the first lot of posts are individuals calling humans parasites, scum of the earth, useless, etc. can we please AT MINIMUM tag it if you're going to go under the main alterhumanity tags to discuss your hatred for humanity.

i am a dog, angel, and deity; i am also entirely human. i'm basically just human with nuance. can we. stop. demonizing humans as well. or at least tag it plzZZZ

** furthermore small add on can we stop trying to dehumanize every alterhuman you meet. its became a problem. i prefer human terms please stop trying to call me strictly by divine or dog terms it makes me uncomfortable STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paranoia holder in co front be damned im going to post and u r gonna LIKE IT! slash silly

twisted lethal toon satyrical vs tiny ass toon who will win. who do u think will win. smirks evilly. totally me right guys

[ p .s the poll is for shits & giggles i uust wanna post and dont know what to post ]

No layout cuz I'm on my laptop, i'll add it back later I only respond to the really dumb ones lmfao. The ones that give me a good kick I respond to, otherwise they all get deleted or ignored. Some of my more vent-y posts were just because I was annoyed that every notification I got on this blog was about pro-endos being up my ass LMFAOO

Plus I was dissociated to all hell & had a migraine so, that definitely helped /sar (I'm fine now though) :p

I've got my own community behind me that supports me and alas thats a lot better than wtv endos got going on, so I'm not too worried about a child or three getting in my inbox. Get back to your crayola crayons or smth......... /silly

i love that i made this blog to talk about my experiences as a twisted toon + my alterhumanity in general, but all endos wanna do on my blog is focus on the fact im anti endogenic

my blog aint a syscourse blog man

leave me alllooonneeeee

let me EXIST IN PEAAACCCEEEEE IM LITERALLY DOING NOTHING TO YOU BITCHES

i only have my stance on them all over my damn blog cuz yall try to force yourselves into the otherkin community really really really hard and i dont want to interact w you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 leave me 😭😭😭 alone 😭😭😭

* i saw the 2nd ask clarifying that you were asking why i was and not wasn't, lolol *

pardon if any parts of this sound funky, we've been having an insane splitting migraine for the past day and a half, and its only gotten worse after the whole plural blocklist + harassment bs. anyways. put it beneath a cut since its long.

... ok? lmfao? was this supposed to be a gotcha moment or something? i dont even know who you are???

Hey! Making this very fast since I'm at work right now but:

If you found this blog through that "Plural Blocklist" thing from me using the alterhumanity tags and/or plural tags while being anti-endogenic / endo-critical, PLEASE LISTEN TO THAT DAMN BLOG AND JUST BLOCK ME.

Do not try to "educate" or "correct" me. Just ignore my blog. Block me. Block my tags. Wtv the fuck you gotta do to keep yourself from interacting with me.

I do not fuck with endogenic systems. I know the history behind the terms you lot use and would VERY much rather not have you or your community interact with me. I'm welcome to questions, but nothing more.

Leave me the hell alone. I'm not fucking around with any of you, why can't y'all do the same with me?

Who am I?

Wellll I'll tell you!

[ This is a Toon/Twisted Kintype analysis/summary post. This post is not of an OC, it's me! No, I do not experience any delusions, 'nor is this for roleplay. Any rude remarks or anything will be blocked — though questions are always welcome! ]

lwk i wonder if anybeings are going to end up taking this blog as satire

im going to laugh when it happens (<- says the guy who named himself satirical, is a comedian, and loves to get attention on the internet)

(i promise my blog is real its not satire im just a goofy ass satyr toon ❤️ i am AUTHENTIC swag)

(ok im going to bed now my skull is exploding ill deal w the new splits later) (or bobette will she handles that shit im hust here for the ride) (hashtag love you bobette)

i have a headache and it is 1am but lwk im balling

im gonnaaaa post my shir abt being a twisted later cuz its almost done ^_^ i am very proud of it. i need to draw myself too but im lwk so fucking laz y

and dissociated

but im always dissociated so it dont count /hj

my headache truly making me feel like i got ichor seeping outta my head or smth (i blame bobette being in cofront for it feeling specifically like hers, shh)

stop using plural tags as a anti endo. stop stealing our terms and changing their meanings.

This is Tumblr. I can use whatever tags I want, especially when they are intended for ANY system to use.

Y'all love all systems except the ones that don't agree with all of your shit and it is hilarious. I'm not going to stop using 3 plural tags on my system-related posts. If you truly get so mad that I use a tag intended for ALL systems on Tumblr but don't agree personally with ALL systems, I think you need to log off and think about it for a moment.

Not everybeing on Tumblr is going to agree with you and that is okay. I'm minding my own business, learn to mind your own too and we'll be fine. ❤️

p.s : if you truly care about stolen terms, think about the ones your community uses too. You only care about stolen terms when it's an umbrella term ffs.