You Little Satanic Bastard

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

tumblr blog “white people twitter” posting a fake twitter conversation between two BTS members that is literally a word for word recreation of an old tumblr post

Doubly funny because whitepeopletwitter is a bot that reposts from reddit

#what the FUCK is this episode #how sadistic were kripke and carver and kim manners feeling when they made up this episode #hey guys #I have a brilliant plan #we’ll BREAK Sam #and we’ll do it by the only real way to do it - we’ll kill dean #and I know dean is supposed to die at the end of this season #just hear me out #groundhog day supernatural style #we’ll kill dean. every. day. and sam remembers #great right?? #and we’ll make it emotionally confusing to the audience! #we’ll play comical music and toss in a few jokes so that the viewers don’t know whether to fall down sobbing or burst out laughing #awwwe yessss #we’ll make a plot within just this single episode that is so painful that they’ll still be upset about it years later #oh oh and we’ll kill dean for a solid six months #just completely dead this time #leaving sam alone #so we can show just how mutual their codependency is #yessss we’ll even toss in words like ‘obsession’ and ‘weakness’ #awwwe yeeeeah that’s good #if we give them a hug at the end of the episode they’ll forgive us right? #are you kidding me? they’ll be begging for more of this pain! #our viewers are the biggest masochists I’ve seen since the folsom street fair

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.