Ok scrap Central City she ends up in Liverpool outside of the giw's jurisdiction and thanks to her new warlock status and dannys halfa status somhow end up in the care of John constantine
Maybe she meets kid flash at some point still but i honestly put that there because in young justice he firmly believes magic isn't real dispite wearing doctor fates helmet and i just thought it would be funny idk
But anyways john gains two basically feral kids with magic/supernatural abilities who would go to war to protect each other because of past neglect and trama and the kids gain a magic uncle/dad who is ready to throw down for them and is bringing the giw into the justice leagues spot light
Plus mentor constantine is an underrated tag
Who knows maybe they could help him with his bad luck curse or get his ghost twin off his back
Dont know much about constantine. The guys lore is dense and deep but iv watched gravity fall and i cant get the word druncle (drunk uncle) out of my head because gruncle stan
And im thinking he starts as a stranger/mentor but as the story progresses and he starts working through his issues so he can be a better mentor/guardian he starts to graduate to fatherhood or uncle hood
Dad status is going to be slow though assuming it happens at all he could just stay with uncle states because he doesn't need to be their dad to be close to them family bonds aren't all dads moms or siblings
But if it did it would be slow because everyone at this point has trust issues but they are working on it
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No one knew Danny's hero name for a long time. He had nicknames like Ghost kid, Invisabilly, and Ghost boy. But that makes sense in Amity where ghosts are a common and known thing.
What if Danny is known by other names outside of Amity? When he leaves his territory he immediately gets called "Star Boy" by the League. Because this is DC of course he is given a more "approachable name" since he is a child. Star Boy sounds delightful, perfect for a comic book cover. A perfect sidekick name.
"How should we reach out to Star Boy? He seem to be old enough to become a titan and receive training. He will also need a mentor—" Batman was interpreted as Starfire stood up
"Dibs!"
"You can't call dibs on the boy."
But she could and she did. She already had a list of name changes in case Star Boy wanted one.
Firefly
Balefire
Hellfire (too edgy)
Bonfire
Spitfire
All good but he IS Starboy and that matches him so well. Maybe these names can wait until he is older.
Starfire already saw it, they were going to be quite the team and having a sidekick has benefits in the league. Martian Manhunter, and Superman were already eyeing the boy and she can't afford to hesitate. Their powers seemed to line up well and they both seemed to have an affinity to battle while having a good sense of control. They match up so well and had the same energy powers. It was only natural.
Danny "Space Nerd" Phantom would LOVE an alien mentor.
Shes a princess as well so Queen Dora and Pandora will finally get him to sit down for all those King lessons and etiquette classes since a sidekick/apprentice reflects on their mentor (also space royalty! Practice with aliens who have at least a mild reason to be nice to him about slip ups would be great.)
Starfire would absolutely double down on the mentor dibs due to this as well, star theme and royal? Food that reanimates? Shes perfect for this kingling.
And wasn't Balefire her brothers name? Correct me if I'm wrong. Hes the new king I think? So offering her brothers name to her sidekick is like basically adoption lol
Her brother's name is Wildfire/Darkfire and Blackfire was the one who became queen.
Kori would connect very quickly with Danny because they share a very important trait. Empathy and love for life. Even though Danny can have trouble showing forgiveness due to his anger. Kori would understand tyat better then anyone else because her anger gave her the power to withstand torture that would have killed her but she also has other emotions that can give her that power and she had to learn that.
I can see Danny having a big soft spot for her and not just because of the red hair that reminds him of Jazz.
Danny wouldn't objectify her like for what she wears because HE RESPECTS WOMEN. Though changing up his suit would be a hard ask if he doesn't do it on his own. Starfire wears what she does out of her love for her home and as much as she wants to share that with her new protege she'd rather wait for him to show interest.
She definitely was distressed when she heard Danny's ghostly wail considering how much energy it takes and Danny does it when he is afraid and overwhelmed.
Bruce: You know this will be a big undertaking right? I trust you of course but this will be a round the clock job. Basically adopting him as a full time responsibility as your protégé. You've never had a guardian or had the role of sidekick.
Kori: You can trust me. He has already agreed to come under my wing as they say. I think we will work well together.
Bruce: There is more to it then that—nevermind, you'll do fine. Better then Arrow, I hope.
Kori: I know Roy went though a difficult experience but I don't blame him or Green Arrow.
Bruce: Just—be careful. Keep a firm hand on him or you will risk losing him. The pain of doing so...it's unimaginable.
Danny, after running away moving to Gotham a few months ago begins making little commentary videos on a social media app.
It was fine and all with mostly friends viewing them up until his meta gene activated. He didn't even know he had a meta gene and kinda figured any of the ghost stuff he did as Phantom would have activated it if he did have one. Nope!
His newest video started out with him wearing a red beanie, "Hey guys! You know how I just moved to Gotham a few months ago? Well, turns out I have the meta gene!" He takes a moment to let that sink in before continuing, "Most people get there abilities or whatever through a lab accident or an explosion or something and end up with like telekinesis."
"I, however, am hated by the universe and got scratched by a cat," he then yanked off the beanie to reveal two large cat ears, "and turned into furry bait. On that note if you have any tips on how to avoid Catwoman please leave them in the comments section. For my sake."
Dick stared down at his phone in shock. He needed to show his siblings this
In the meantime Danny has to deal with his channels popularity skyrocketing. "This is not what I want to be remembered for."
Bonus points if Danny gets one of those FMK questions that are all bats and he responds with, "Kill? A bat? Listen, if I get put into a death match with a bat the only one dying here will be me. I cant even do a backflip, what makes you think I could even touch one of them???"
All of the bat kids follow him. Because God's his shot is funny. He does a video on the local rogues. And he is just ruthless about it.
"joker isn't a clown. I've met real clowns. He doesn't deserve the game he gets. Honestly, overrated murderer. He deserves the death penalty. 0/10 stars."
" Catwoman? Love her work. Would not mess with her. Also, I do not want to be her apprentice. Please, help me keep her away. I don't want to be a furry on either side of the fight! "
"Harley deserves better than to be remembered as Jokers ex. He was her origin story, not the love interest. Her and Ivy are relationship goals."
" Red Hood? I thought he was bat adjacent not a rogue? Technically a crime lord? And, have you seen how much safer Crime Alley is? That's anti hero work right there. No I will not take critism. He killed pelple? And, so does Wonder Woman. "
If asked, Danny would say there is one upside to all of this.
He can make cat puns at any time. They are always relevant.
He once got a rogue to cry by just shouting "you've got to be kitten me!" in the middle of their dramatic speech, completely ruining their flow. Followed by a "what's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" which made them go from crying to absolutely sobbing on the ground.
The bats aren't sure if they should be in awe from this power or if they should fear him
It’s absolutely Scarecrow, he tries so hard to be scary. Emphasis on tries. And Danny would absolutely be unaffected by Fear Gas, he’s been stabbed by Fright Knight’s sword, nothing can beat that.
Scarecrow becomes obsessed with him though. Stalking him through the streets. He needs to beat this person! He HAS to. How can he call himself the Master of Fear if he can't beat this man!
Danny is of course, not at all bothered. Look, the gas barely even makes him anxious. He barely twitches. No matter how bad the strain gets.
The bats are torn. On the one hand Scarecrow isn't really bothering many other people. He is obsessed with Danny. But also, can they justify letting him obsess over a streamer? Also, how the hell if that kid so unaffected? He's got the meta gene, ok. But even Superman is not THAT immune to Gotham's gas attacks. What the hell kinda cat is he?
This comment sparked a truly wonderful scene. In the worst way.
The kitten has been pissing Joker off! The damn cat keeps dismissing his work as sub par! How dare he! Joker will show him! Yes he will! He decides a show is in order. Gotham seems to have forgotten him. ThiS is NOT acceptable!
He has to go big. Bold! Bright! Full of action! Excitement! He has the perfect plan! He starts to build a trap. One even the Bat would struggle with. Reinforced with meta safe materials. Fills it with cameras and deadly traps. He will catnap the disrespectful kitten and throw him in there! And show Gotham not to MESS with him!
It takes weeks before it's ready. Joker knows this will be a masterpiece. Even if the cat can get to the last chamber. Well, cats may have nine lives. But Joker has bombs.
Danny of course has noticed Jokers goons following him. In a fit of whimsy Danny lets himself get grabbed. This is gonna be fun. See if the Joker attacks him, and he fights back? No one can complain. Oh he won't kill the guy. That's no fun. He'll make him a footnote in history. Now he just had to remember to play his part.
Danny has a blindfold and handcuffs on as he is dragged in front of the clown. Joker stands on an orators box, in front of a concrete block. The camera is streaming live. Most of Gotham can see their catboy being hurt by Jokers goons. The city seems to hold its breath. What will happen? Please let the bats save him!
Joker: I hear cats have nine lives! I figured I would test it out! Who doesn't love science huh? Throw the kitten in the box. Let's see if Shroedinger was right!
Danny is throw roughly into the maze after his blindfold is removed. The handcuffs stay on though. Looks like he gets to show off a bit?
Danny: Oh me, oh my. Whatever will I do? Not the Jester! How will I ever survive? He spotted a camera and smirked provocatively. Hey he had to throw the clown off his game. Make him mad. See what happens.
Joker let's out an angry growl. Before calming himself down. no. no, he must not play too hard yet. He has time. He can play with his pet a bit longer. No matter how annoying it is.
Joker: Ah, naughty kitty! How could you forget ol' Joker's name? So mean to me!
Danny: Ah, but see I'd have to respect you to care. So suffer. Anyway. What's this game? May the best cat win!,
Joker: You wouldn't know a good punchline of it beat you in the face! Games simple. Get to the last room and you live. Don't die too quickly. That would be boring!
Danny grinned, fangs on show. He opened his mouth wide and bit down hard on the cuffs. The metal snapped, and he spat out the leftover pieces.
Danny: Sorry sorry. I forget you need help with your advanced age. Don't worry though Jester! I'll be able to help real soon.
Danny knew Joker wouldn't play fair. He was expecting every deadly trap a person could think of. And he was going to use as few ghost powers as possible. Still.... Best not to breathe for now. He performed a theatrical bow to the camera, complete with jazz hands. Then looked around.
This first room looked like a puzzle game. But he knew there would be a 'punchline' somewhere. Now to find the hidden trigger. Gotham watched in shock as Danny, cute, crazy catboy started to look around his cell. What was he doing?
It wasn't until he found a depression and started to pull it apart that they realised. He was being clever. Very clever. Joker didn't do obvious. Joker was evil, insane, and intelligent. Danny was not playing by the assumed rules. No, Danny wasn't playing fair. Gotham watched as he pulled apart the trigger plate that led to a gas canister. Danny looked up and winked again. He was clearly not taking it as seriously as Joker wanted him to.
Oracle had found the video and called for everyone. This would not be pretty.
Oracle: All bats available report in. Joker has Nebula. I repeat. Joker has Nebula.
Batman: Batman here.
Nightwing: Nightwing. I can be in Gotham in 20.
Red Hood: My guys are already out searching. I'll let you know if I Get news.
Red Robin: RR here. I Can help track the signal.
Spoiler: Spoiler on.
Black bat: Black bat.
Signal: Signal reporting.
Oracle: Thank you guys. Once I have a location I'll let you know. For now I am forwarding the stream. Nebula is doing a great job pissing Joker off. HE will be more volatile than usual. Nebula is also happily working his way through the traps. I don't think Joker expected him to be this handy.
Joker was angry. The kitten was good. Almost Bat good. How dare he! How dare he be this good. How dare he treat this like a game! He was looking forward to the big finale! That would show the brat!
Joker had. No idea how his pet was surviving the gas. Or how he dodged the bullets. Took apart the pit trap. Or how he passed through the poison water. What he did know was the Kitten was teaching the last few chambers.
Joker: I wonder what we are going to learn now? Cats huh, always so destructive. You give them a perfectly good enclosure and they rip it to shreds!
Danny: Well, I gotta stretch my claws! Their length has been kit-ing on my nerves!
Joker: Puns are a low form of wit!
Danny: And, explosions are too. You don't see me bitchin'
Gotham could see a muscle in Jokers jaw twitch. Nebula was really pissing him off! And somehow, he had No injuries yet! And he was in the third to last chamber.
Danny grinned at his new test. It seemed that Joker was running low on ideas.
Joker was getting more and more angry and the damn cat tore his traps apart. He was gonna enjoy watching as the cat was blown up. He grinned as the kitten got to the last chamber. No more tricks to save him. And no bats here to rescue him.
Gotham watched on hoping that Nebulae would survive the last chamber. No one thought he would though. Joker never played fair. But then? Nebulae changed the board. He started to rip the ceiling down around himself. He avoided that last room. Joker grabbed his crowbar and moved to the area Nebulae was ripping apart. Fine the cat wanted to play outside the rules? Joker would adapt!
Danny grinned as he ripped through the top and climbed out. He blocked the crowbar Joker swung at his head easily. Joker was human as they came. Slow and weak. Danny would face no issue with him. He held in and dragged the Joker off balance as he jumped out.
Joker let go of his weapon he had spares after all. Even if it wasn't his favourite. It seemed the kitten might be a real threat. How fun. How annoying. How clever. He'd never imagined anyone but a bat managing what the kitten just did!
Joker: Well well well. How interesting! You his this pretty kitty! What other tricks do you have up your sleeves?
Danny laughed and let his fangs show prominently.
Danny: Always one more than expected Jester! How else do you think I kept my mind lives huh?
Without wairing for the Joker to react to what he said Danny lunged forwards. He let his class take across the villains face and danced back out of reach. The Joker yelled in pain and rage before trying to reach him. Danny was still paying attention to his surroundings. So when he heard a good try to shoot him. He dodged, using feline grace.
Because of where they were stood? The bullet but the Joker in his outstretched arm. Joker of course screeched and yelled at his goons. This was his fight. They were to stand still and do nothing!
Danny was grinning with feral glee and cackling by this point. And Gotham? Was amazed at the sight. Their pretty little car boy was not just surviving the Joker. But humiliating him. Holy shit! Nebulae really was meant for Gotham!
Oracle was pissed at how long it had taken to find the location. And knew that the bats wouldn't get there in time to stop the fight. Not that they apparently needed to. Nebulae was winning. Easily. He was winning a rigged match with ease. And it was terrifying. To think he could do this. And simply hadn't. Because he hadn't felt any need to. His danger rating would need to be increased.
Gotham watched as Nebulae kept darting in and out of the Joker range with ease. Stealing weapons and throwing them away from the rogue. The Joker was getting more as more incensed.
Danny: Awww Jester. No need to be mad! Isn't it funny? Cat got your tongue?
Joker: Stop fucking around you little brat! And face me properly!
Danny laughed freely at that and smirked. Before answering he danced way and performed a theatrical bow.
Danny: As the court Jester demands!
Danny then got up close and personal. He grabbed the Joker by the throat and slammed him into the wall. Once he had him pinned Danny grabbed his nearest arm and pulled. He was not going to kill him. But destroy him? Oh yes.
Gotham watched in shock as Nebulae wrenched the Joker's arm out of its socket. And proceeded to do the same to the other arm. Danny made sure to damage the joints and muscles. If Joker had to spend a year or so in recovery? That was a year Gotham was free of his evil. He dislocated his jaw next. And made sure to crush it. Joker wouldn't be speaking for a while.
Once he was down Danny turned to the goons and grinned.
Danny: So. Who has my phone? Or do I go through you like I went through him?
The goons shuffled nervously. Fuck it. They were not paid enough for this. One of them three his bag over and then they all scattered. Best to be home before the bats arrived. Danny looked down at the Joker and sighed.
Danny dragged him in front of the camera and sat to the side of him. Pulling up his phone he saw the chatroom.
Danny: You guys! Thanks for the messages of support! That's really sweet of you! Now! We are definitely gonna need a Doctor for Jester here. Yes I could have killed him. But I'm not a murderer guys! No thanks. I prefer to not be in jail.
Danny laughed at all the pouring emojis that appeared after he said that.
Danny: come on! I'm gonna be in enough trouble for fucking up his arms and mouth so bad! He's gonna have to eat through a straw for months! Not to mention to to physio to move his arms again!
Then a specific message popped up.
Red Hood: If I get there first in gonna shoot him!
Followed by a bunch of cheers from civilians. And the other bats telling him not to. Danny just grinned and looked at the camera like he was doing a stream.
Danny: I'm kinda torn. Like on the one hand I hope Cuddles gets here first. But on the other? I want him to suffer liquid food for months while his jaw heals. Choices choices.
Red Hood: You're never gonna give up on the names are you?
Danny: Nah! Why would I? It's too much fun! Especially how the DadBat gets an exe error every time! Husband is fun too! And you know I love love teasing Stabby!
Oracle had to admit she was amused by what she was watching. Nebulae had a way of working the camera. He really did know how to control the mood. And he had managed to escape and take down Joker in his own. Without killing. And was now helping to calm the masses down by playing up his act. He was good. She wondered how long it would be before Batman tried to get him in costume?
Red Robin and Spoiler were first in scene thankfully. So there was no shooting of the Joker. No matter how much he deserves it. Danny of course played up the camera to keep attention from them. Moving the screen so they could work.
Danny: Husband and Mischief need their privacy! No I won't show you their gorgeous selves! I'm hurt! You want to we them more than me! Do you want to make me cry? Cause that's how you make me cry!
They could hear muffled snickering from off screen. And Spoiler apparently felt the need to back him up.
Spoiler: You just wanna keep your husband to yourself!
Danny in true form gasped as if offended and placed a hand over his heart.
Danny: And! Is that a crime! Anyway! Off with you! Take the trash out! I need to get home! Been a long day you know!
Eh... Self defence also falls under reasonable response. Like, once he had the Joker by the throat? Self defence stopped being a good defence. But yeah. Disabling the Joker? Definitely reasonable. Everyone knows he's an escape artist.
Joker is going to be going through hell right now. His jaw is gonna be wired shit for months as the bones heal. So he's on a liquid diet. AnD can't talk. His arms are fucked. Danny made sure to destroy the connective tissue as much as he could. So that's major surgeries. To get a chance of them working right. And one he's stable? He is back in Arkham. Pretty much defenceless.
Danny chose to make him suffer. And he is going to. Joker is now going to be stuck in Arkham. Without his words. Without his arms. No way to save himself from his many victims that are there as well. And the guards? Will not be willing to do more than ensure he survives. If they are willing to do that. Prince of crime? Not any more!
What Danny did? Will be so much worse than death ever could be.
Catwoman: hi kitten i see you've been getting up to some mischief
Danny : [freezes] oh no.
Catwoman: and you handled it so smoothly! I can't wait to see what you will do with a few new tricks to your arsenal
Danny: chat what do i do?
Diffrent chat responses: oh no/ this will be fun/ accept your fate/ your now the robin to her bat/ get a squirtbottle/ run dude run
Danny goes to run only to get picked up by the back of his shirt (he has basically been scruffed lol)
Catwoman: aw come on it'll be fun plus think of all the things you can learn [goes on to list things she can teach and the benefits of having her as a mentor as dannys phone dies]
"So, level with me," he begins, floating close to the Big Bat himself, perched up on the observation room as some of the Justice League trained, "the Tibetan Monks thing...is that real?"
Look, Danny was fucking curious. Batman ALWAYS seemed to bring up those damn monks and-look- he gets that people could be pretty cool and learn how to do AMAZING things, but all the instances he's heard it four times, he's never felt more bullshit in his life.
Or unlife, for that matter.
Still, Batman didn't answer him.
He DID, however, give him a small note to which Danny stored it away in his right arm to find later so it wouldn't get mixed up with everything in his chest.
When they were at the Old Gotham Clock Tower (because of course it was a fucking clock tower), and Danny-very kindly he might add-threw up a barrier for extra noise-protection, Batman smirks as he looked across to Danny, "Not all of it."
Danny fucking knew it.
"I did learn many things from the monks, as well as every master I studied under," he gazed out to the city, Lady Gotham's purr heard at the clear love the human clearly had for her haunt, "but eventually, it was just things I did myself to see if it was possible."
Danny barks out a laugh, grin wild as he darts in front of the man, "So you're telling me, Mr. Contingency was working on the fly?! Making it up as you go?"
"It helps when you don't just learn from one source. I learnt about the human anatomy at my father's knee, was trained by assassins in ancient ways of honor and killing." He shrugs once more, "When people just let me keep getting away with one answer? I kept at it. Do you KNOW how many teachers I've had? It's their own fault for not prodding more."
I like to think anyone who knows batman or has fought him long enough to hear him constantly use that explanation has grown a healthy (or unhealthy) fear of fighting Tibetan monks
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It's start on Bring Your Child To Work day, where the Watch Tower is overcome with various children. Some are in disguise to protect thier family's identities others are running around in thier best Sunday clothes.
Clark smiles as Jon chases after Damian through the hall. A nearby group of children breaks apart in happy squeals as the duo approaches, rushing away before they can be tagged.
He isn't sure which one started the Tower wide tag game, but it warms his heart to see so many young people happily showing off their meta abilities and having fun like any child. He is so busy watching them that Clark nearly trips over the boy that walks out of the snack room.
He managed to twist in his heel, allowing himself to hit the side of the wall instead. The boy's wide blue eyes blink up at him. In his arms are a insane amount of snacks, nearly overflowing, that he presses to his chest protectively.
"Sorry," the boy says, taking a half step back. He looks frighten like he wasn't supposed to be there. Clark is reminded of himself sneaking into Ma's cookie jar.
"No, it was my mistake. I wasn't paying attention, " Clark responds with a sheepish smile.
The boy offers him an unsure grin before he twists around and rushes away. Huh. Awfully shy that one.
"I wonder who's kid he is" Clark mutters. "Black hair, blue eyes but too shy to be one of Bruce's."
He is left wondering, but eventually drops it as Bring Your Child To Work Day really takes off. There are some games, feast, dance and a cake. By the end of it, Clark will admit he's a bit tired out - at least socially - but approaches Bruce to thank him for such a wonderful idea. It would be rude to leave without saying goodbye.
His friend is surrounded by his children, who are all staring intently at a tablet Bruce holds. Tim is tapping away on his wrist computer, and when the rest quickly check thier own wrists, Clark realizes they are using messenger because they don't want anyone with superhearing to overhear their conversation.
"Is something wrong?" He asks just as Dick is finished tapping a response. The Bat Children glance at him, then eachother before turning to Bruce seeking his permission.
Bruce's face is hidden by his cowl but it doesn't stop a genuine sense of confusion from showing on his features. Well if you know him. "Yes. Do you know whose child this is?"
He flips the tablet and shows a security photo of the same boy who he saw running from the snack room.
Clark blinks "I do not but I ran into him why?"
Bruce frowns harder. "No one can identify him. But he's been spotted all day just wandering around. We have no idea how he got in"
"Got in? Please, Bruce, this is the Watch Tower flouting in space. It's not like he could have snuck in from the fire escape. Look, we can ask the room now. Everyone is here, and surely someone will claim him. " Clark turns to the group, ignoring the Bat's grunts of disapproval. He shouts over the music to gain attention and carefully passes around the tablet while explaining what he wants.
His confidence fades as one by one every hero shakes thier head, denying being the one to bring him.
"Who's child is this?" He mutters feeling a bit uneasy of the fact someone manged to sneak into the tower. Bruce orders a tower wide search, everyone breaking away to find their intruder.
Three hours later, they find the boy inside the vents system in the largest component. He is in the middle of eating the stolen snacks and waist deep in a sleep bag while reading a book. To the left of him is a tent that's has a rope tied to it and the side cent bar. Clothes on hung up on it, drying from an obvious quick wash.
He was obviously relaxing when Wonder Woman ripped the metal wall opposite of him out.
He stares like a deer in headlights.
The Justice League stares back.
Tim's disbelief voice eachos from the back of the room near the rest of the children. "He's been living in our walls. Whose child is this?!"
The boy opens his mouth, letting a loud wail. Similar to Black Canary, it's a violent sound wave that flings everyone away from him. Even Clark finds himself thrown grunting as he lands on an unfortunate Green Arrow. The boy springs to his feet, gathering his supplies , ripping down his tent, and booking it towards the window.
Realizing what he plans to do, Bruce shouts "Wait!"
But it's to no avail. The boy jumps into the glass, phasing through it, and twirls out of view as space yanks him back to Earth.
At once the group turns to Martian Manhunter. The green skin man frowns "He's not mine."
They trun to Black Canary, who huffs "You were all at my babyshower six months ago. Did that look like my four mouth old baby?"
"Regardless of who he belongs to, the boy has been hiding in our tower for an unknown amount of time." Bruce cuts in, walking into the vent and checking on the forgotten food and clothes left behind.
"It's probably not important, but I just want to mention that it was a black hair, blue-eyed child that managed to stay hidden from all advanced senses." Hal speaks up, raising a hand. "I'm not saying he's Batman's, but I feel like he's Batman's"
"Oh, is this a test?" Barry gasps looking around the muttering group "Batman are you testing us?"
" No." Batman's grunts.
The silence echoes for a moment before Damian speaks up "Father that wasn't convincing at all. Are we being tested by another of our kin?"
"No," Batman repeats, neither tone or face changing.
"Right, so our new brother somehow flung himself to Earth. We need to find him before he burns up upon entry." Dick announces, his siblings crowding around him for theirs assignment as the Bats quickly take control and race out to the space ships.
Bruce is left standing in the makeshift camp, frowning at the remaining memebers "He isn't mine."
"Well then, who's is he?" Hal challenges half his eyes on the space ships flying out of the Tower towards the falling speck.
There's something falling from the sky, and Clark, Kon, and Kara are all off planet.
Martha prepares as best as she can.
Because it looks like it's making a beeline for her fields.
She has no idea what makes her fields such a magnet for this, but she's certain it's not an asteroid. She couldn't say how she knows, just that she does.
It looks like a ship of some sort, with blinking lights and reflective surfaces.
She's debating on whether or not to sound the alarm and call one of Clark's friends, since she doesn't know if this alien will be friendly or not, when she notices something.
That ship isn't coming in smooth.
It is, in fact, tearing itself apart the lower it gets.
Then, with a final, ear piercing boom, it completely shatters.
Martha's eye is drawn to a rather round piece that broke off and shot towards the very edge of her property.
She doesn't call one of Clark's friends.
She gets the first aid kit and gets in the truck.
~~~~~~
Dan is flying the Specter Speeder through the Infinite Realms, an unconscious Danny on the floor of it behind him.
The twerp's injured.
He can't treat him.
He has to outrun the GIW and their own Speeders.
In desperation, he does a hard turn right into a temporary portal. The kind that blinks out of existence almost as soon as they get made.
He appears in the exosphere of another Earth.
No GIW Speeder follows him, but he's got a new problem; this thing isn't meant for the force re-entering Earth's atmosphere will put on it.
He puts it on autopilot, ordering it to find an empty area with good Ley Lines, and turns to start arranging both himself and Danny into the escape pod.
He can't activate it, or it'll also be subjected to the forces currently tearing the Speeder apart.
He'll have to stay in the pod, shielding his clone/twin as best as he can, while they hurtle towards Earth.
The last thing he remembers is the pod breaking away from the Speeder and hitting the ground.
The next thing he knows, he's waking up on the floor of a farmhouse, covered in bandages.
Danny understandably is in a mini coma due to his injuries
and in the mean time dan is helping Martha on the farm to make sure she cant say he owes her a debt because of trust issues
Martha is slowly getting him to let his walls down
Dan eventually goes back to school at some point getting some roots and making his own friends
One guy being a golden retriever of a human being who loves comic book, another is an artsy girl with a twin brother who is on the basball team another guy who likes comics but is chill and a girl thats sassy but overall just doing life
Danny wakes up sees his clone/twin is doing pretty well for himself and is just proud that dan is finally finding his own place even if its in an entirely new dimension
The super family gets back to find they have new family members and start looking into whether or not the is some sort of magnet pulling space crafts into it
If jon kent is alive in this he can give dan advice!!
I like the idea that most of Smallville figure out or think clark is either superman or an alien (it could just be both) and keep it as an open secret like everyone agrees yeah we grew up/ saw this kid grow into the hero he is today but if and out of towners or guys in fancy suits come snooping we might a well be blind
No we aren't letting them know we know if they wanted us to know they'd have told us we'll just keep their secret and help out when we can
naturally when dan introduced to society the town call a meeting and get on the same page
Basically dan (and maybe danny) get adopted by the kents/Smallville
Will anyone later go looking for them only to join and get stuck/adopted or integrated into this earth
Maybe jazz, ellie, sam and tucker
Maybe wess
Heck if its a worst case scenario all of amity park could be in danger and in need of relocating
Starting slowly with a few before they find out its no use and say screw it this we're all moving here
If not that and everything turns out ok back home danny and the gang can visit
We can either make it pure fluff with a salting of angst or equal fluff to angst
Either way Smallville is getting some new addition/s
Additional blerb
Danny is psyched about extraterrestrials and different planets with life on them
While he is forced to take it slow he looks into and reads EVERYTHING he can find on this worlds know solar systems while also comparing what is different and whats the same
Dan was also amazed by this but is more subtle about it
Reminder to everyone to stay safe out there, there are terrible people who we need to watch out for, and if anyone of these people try to interact with you reminder that this site has bullied people off before and even though it won’t get rid of them everywhere at least we could take one hunting ground away from these monsters
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Danny Fenton was many things. A half-ghost superhero who defended the world from Pariah Dark and Freakshow. After too many sleepless nights and close calls—not to mention his ghost dog Cujo chewing on his homework—he had quietly retired. He was the guy whose parents still hadn’t figured out he wasn’t fully human. He thought he was Meta.
But most importantly, Danny Fenton was a dad.
So when he heard that Dani—his Dani—had been listed as a villain in not one, but two superhero databases, he nearly went ghost on the spot.
It started with news clips and videos.
The Young Justice team had faced off against a “dangerous meta-girl” wreaking havoc in Metropolis. Then the Titans’ database followed suit: Dani Phantom, listed under “threat classification,” with images of her mid-fight, green blasts glowing in her palms.
Danny’s eye twitched.
“That’s it,” he muttered, slamming the laptop shut. “I’m filing a complaint.”
Somehow, he found himself at the Justice League Support & Complaints Office, a glassy tower that seemed designed to drown visitors in paperwork. He was dressed in jeans and a hoodie, a civilian through and through.
The receptionist looked up, unimpressed. “Name?”
“Danny Fenton. I need to file a report.”
“What kind?”
“The kind where your databases are wrong and you’re slandering my kid.”
Within ten minutes, Danny was standing in a small conference room, armed with nothing but his laptop and a clicker. Three interns and a weary support officer sat across from him, trying to look interested. Danny had the kind of righteous fury only a dad could muster.
He clicked to his first slide.
“First point: She is adorable.”
A candid picture of Dani filled the screen. Her cheeks were puffed as she tried to lick an ice cream cone bigger than her head. Sprinkles were stuck in her hair.
The interns shifted. One coughed.
Danny clicked again.
“Point number two: She is my baby girl. Look at this sweater! LOOK AT IT!”
The next slide showed Dani drowning in an enormous, pumpkin-orange knit monstrosity clearly meant for her grandfather, Jack Fenton. The sleeves dangled past her hands. Her pout could have powered Gotham for a week.
“Point number three: She can’t do wrong.”
The slide showed Dani asleep on the couch, an open book on her chest: The Illustrated History of Amity Park.
“Point four: She is a good girl. Brushing her teeth. Three times a day.”
The slideshow displayed her mid-brush, grinning with foamy toothpaste as if she’d won the lottery.
“This,” Danny said, pointing at the photo, “is the embodiment of heroism and moral correctness.”
By slide twenty—Dani helping a stray cat out of a tree while scowling at the camera—the support officer had pinched the bridge of his nose so hard it was a miracle he hadn’t given himself a migraine.
“Mr. Fenton,” he tried, “while your… presentation is very thorough—”
“Thorough? THOROUGH? This is definitive proof!” Danny jabbed the clicker like it was a weapon. “Your Young Justice brats and those Titans need glasses. Dani isn’t a villain. She’s a misunderstood teenager.”
The door opened with a faint swish.
The officer paled. “Sir, we told you—”
“Move,” came a gravelly voice.
Batman entered. Full cape. Full cowl. Full intimidation factor. In broad daylight.
The Flash zipped in behind him, holding two cups of coffee. “Bats, chill. I’ve got this guy caffeinated. Don’t glare him to death.”
Danny froze mid-slide, staring at the Dark Knight looming over him. It had been a long time since he’d seen him—not since visiting Amity Park to see where the hero had gone.
Then Batman sat down.
The room went very, very quiet.
“I know how you feel,” Batman said, his voice low and tired in a way only parents understand. “People don’t understand. My son, Red Hood, is not a villain. He’s just misunderstood.”
Danny blinked. Once. Twice. “Wait… seriously?”
“Seriously.”
For a moment, the two men just sat there. One wore a cape; the other, a hoodie. Worlds apart, but united in the quiet suffering of parenthood.
“But where did I go wrong?” Danny blurted. “I was a hero before I retired! Is it because her mom is a retired villain? Is that why she’s being judged like this?!”
Flash choked on his coffee. “Wait—you’re married to—”
Batman answered the unspoken question: "Blackfire."
“Komand’r Fenton,” Danny said firmly. “She fell into Amity Park years ago. She needed help. I saved her. She stuck around.” His ears flushed red. “She’s actually really good with housework. She loves the wedding ring. She doesn’t do the villain thing anymore.”
The room fell silent.
Batman tilted his head. “I did the same with Catwoman. But I don’t think that’s the problem.” His voice softened—just barely. “My others are heroes. Sometimes the world doesn’t see the whole picture.”
Danny slumped in his chair, rubbing his face. “Great. So it’s not me. It’s the world. Fantastic.”
From the doorway, an intern whispered, “Is this really happening?”
“Yes,” the support officer muttered, already writing DO NOT LIST DANI PHANTOM AS VILLAIN in big red letters on a form.
By the time Danny packed up his slideshow, Batman had vanished into the shadows (despite it being noon), and Flash had slipped him a voucher for a free coffee.
As Danny walked out of the League tower, he couldn’t help but smile. Dani’s record would be cleared. She’d never know how ridiculous the whole thing had been.
Somewhere else in the world, Dani sneezed mid-battle with a low-level hero. She muttered, “Weird. Why do I feel like Dad just embarrassed me in front of the Justice League?”
If i had a nickle for every time iv seen danny and black fire as a couple in a fanfiction id have two nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice
Angsty story idea maybe ( idk if some else has thought of this they probably have who am i kidding) an angst story where danny is a full ghost instead of half. While he doesn't have all his memories and most are blurry, he still tries to protect the town (or just make him a protector spirit with a space obsession but with no memory) hurt with angst and comfort as the fic/comic ends with him getting the ghost kings crown at the end and stopping ghosts from attacking for good with his authority and saying goodbye to amity as he finally rests on the other side
Doomed relationships that have to end so the portal can close
Added when where the ghost zone changes when he takes the crown like a green tinted galaxy looking sky as they say goodbye, the song "we'll meet again" plays softly as it closes out
Bittersweet because they wanted more time and they got it, but it still had to end, but they know it won't be forever just a while as they live life to its fullest
I think danny would be in a space themed outfit or maybe even make his hazmat suits just more space man esc like a cross between the hazmat suit and an astronaut suit
And the reason i say give him a space obsession is because in the one with the dream catcher where he splits i think it only became his obsession after he spent so much time trying to save and protect amity park and since he was technically alive it effected his ghost half
Also i think it might help people connect the dots quicker
Like it wouldn't be an immediate think they relize but eventually their like "oh dear god its danny" maybe its tucker and sam who figure it out
Or maybe they stay out of the story for a bit because they are mourning and want to stay away from ghost related stuff, and wes figures it out and shares his belief with someone, and the rumors reach them
I dont his parents would keep the portal but i do think vlad or the giw would
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Constantine might have made a slight mistake. Just an itty bitty one. Okay maybe not an itty bitty one, but it’s not like he usually deals with Realms beings! No one deals with Realms beings if they can help it, and never willingly!
So maybe he had been a little more drunk than usual, and maybe a tiny bit more desperate. But he’s pretty sure he didn’t do any hanky-panky with anyone. So he’s very confused as to how the fuck, he apparently has not just one, but three Realms-cores?!
Seriously, what the actual fuck, who looked at him of all people and decided, yeah, he looks like he could be a dad?! Mom!? Whatever the fuck it is.
What the fuck is he supposed to do in this situation!?
He can't help it. He NEEDS to use this to fuck with people or else he won't be the only one suffering. He applies for maternity leave.
It's the Dannies. Clockwork looked at their home dimension and sighed. No matter that the Fenton's accepted them, it just wasn't safe. He throws Jazz at Thermyscria. Does a whole pause time, speak to the Queen. Hand her a baby thing. Or Danny would rip his hair out. Gets Sam and Tucker to other heroes. And then looked at the contracts he won, fair and square(honest). And grinned. Welp, time to Fuck with Johnny boy! Definitely one f his favourite humans! And magical enough to safely harbour them as cores!
Batman read the application again before he sighed. Dammit Constantine. Of course he took him off the roster. But now he would have to tell everyone. With little to no answers. "Knocked up with three Realms kids"? Wasn't an EXPLANATION Constantine!
Batman: John Constantine is on leave effective immediately. Do not try to call him in. Except as an advisor.
Zatanna: What did he do?
Batman: He's on maternity leave.
Hal: Don't you mean paternity?
Batman: As Constantine is the one pregnant? No, no I do not. I don't know how. Ask him.
Zatanna: Did he at least say what species?
Batman: Three Realms being.
Hal: Triplets?! Holy shit! Poor John!
Zatanna: Realms? Realms beings?!?!?? When did he? John KNOWS BETTER!?!
John: I guess this is what the kids mean when they say fuck around and find out
Someone, probably someone who has had kids and a pregnant spouse-Clark? Def Clark-sends them over to give him a "you're gestating, congrats!" Crash course and he's going to be so miserable.
Coffee? In moderation. Smoking? Better not, can't be sure it won't effect them! Drinking? To much risk of both the cores from the drinking itself And the bad decisions he makes while drunk, so no whiskey for you ol chap!
LMAO, oh he would be so annoyed at first and get so distressed the longer it gets on. Which, less amusing, with how long it would take to gestate not just one, but three halfas, who need to regrow their physical forms as well as ghosts?
That's going to take a while. And he can't have any sort of his usual vices. Which well, means he's going through a surprise detox. poor dude.
John decides to make this other people's problem too. If varied emotions are good for them? He's gonna get them varied emotions. He's so glad Ghost pregnancy doesn't come with a swollen stomach and ankle pains. The moods swings and cravings are bad enough.
The younger speedster, from Nightwings group, was covering his nose and gagging slightly at the smell.
"A monstrosity, blame the kiddos, they apparently want gefelta fish on peanut butter with gruyère cheese and Nutella. I'm just glad they don't want pickles this time." John didn't sound any more enthused about the craving then Kid Flash did.
"I've never been more glad to not have a uterus." Was the last thing heard by the speedster before he ran out of the watchtower kitchen to avoid the smell.
Batman sighed watching John cause havoc on the Watchtower due to hi mood swings and weird food cravings.
Batman: John? Why are you not resting?
John: The kids need emotions and magic to be healthy. More people = more emotions. Also, I can't drink or smoke. Blame the bastard that chose me to carry the sprogs.
Even worse, Bruce has a horrified moment of his own kids helping look after the kids. That brand of chaos mixed with Constantine's? No fucking thank you! Sounds horrifying!
Bruce calms himself down after a few moments. After all. His children are much older. At worst they will coo over the babies before wandering off. Ok, all is good!
When John finally "births" three 10 year old sized beings? He's going to feel all of that panic he got rid of come back. Oh, oh no. They are just a little younger than Damian.
And I think it would be great if they look slightly different now. Minor changes. Their eyebrows, slant of their nose, their jawline. Absolutely tiny. But enough to make them look just a bit like John.
To clarify i dont mean pregnancy. I mean, de-aged plant powerd sam gets picked up/thrown at harley by clockwork and she's like well if a crime fighting bat fury can adopt so can i and she just kicks down her and poison ivys door screaming look at what iv got and the plants helping harley convince ivy
Is them adopting her a possible cliche or one in the making? Probably, but does it work? I think so harley being chaotic and ivy being well. she's poison ivy it probably speaks for itself, like how she speaks for the trees
Also, are we having them de-aged as well? We could probably just overdo the whole they got hurt so he de-aged them but that feels overdone and there are no mentions of them getting hurt just that clockwork saw how the timeline would always end for them and was like "fine they can just leave the timeline entirely then what are you going to do about it world 302" and so i propose this
When they get transported to the dc universe, they get turned into they age they would have been if they were born in this timeline
It explains why they are all different ages (non-halfas included), and the previously mentioned hijinks with damian and jon becoming friends with the dannies becomes probably more chaotic with their whole gang
Also just looked into Mister terrific (aka Michael Holt) and i love it
If not him, then i propose cyborg or batman
Cyborg because he is good with technology, just an overall good person thats super loyal and tries to put his best foot forward to help even when he was struggling with his own sense of self do to his status as a cyborg (sounds like a good potential pick for a guardian/mentor to a tech kid)
And batman so they can all find each other faster and because he can bond with oracle/ Barbra and red robin/tim plus a lot of other stuff
Maybe clockwork calls in a favor from lady gotham after helping undo jasons death after a glitch instead of just leaving it be who knows
Is anyone else missing the little links to stories or posts that are like the ones you were looking at yet?
Idk if I'll find them eventually if i scroll 50 times, but i miss being able to see a bit of it before clicking and jumping post to post like its leap frog because it felt like i knew where i was going and now im not really sure if it will lead to where i want to go
Idk if maybe its just me being dramatic, or if maybe, i just dont like change because of my ocd, but im already sorta annoyed
Anyway enjoy your day or night thanks for reading if you got this far you really didn't have to.
Danny wakes up in a cage in the Batcave as a human and thinks to himself “well that’s not a good sign.”
Big bad bat encountered him in the caves near the Batcave by finding him half dunked in the Lazarus pits under Gotham during a routine check. He put the boy in a cage as a precaution, but was otherwise planning on investigating then returning him to his rightful place.
Danny does not know that.
He proceeds to search his pockets (phase his hand into his body disguised as reaching into his pockets) and pulls out a tool kit, systematically disassembles, exits, then reassembles the cage.
And walks out.
Now the bats are hunting the streets for this engineering escape artist while Danny is just hanging out at a newsstand reading up on the universe Clockwork had sent him to check out.
"Woah! What happened here?" Duke gasps from the staircase. He is wearing his school uniform, but upon checking his backpack, he realizes his chemistry textbook is missing, likely somewhere in the Batcave after his latest monitor duty.
He had been multitasking by shooting out questions to the rest of the bats as they patrolled. Due to an injured wrist, Duke had been benched from his regular day shift (Jason offered to cover for him), and watching screens had been the only way Bruce had been willing to let him participate.
That quickly became boring, however, since Oracle was much faster than he was, and Duke had a tough time focusing on screens. He's never been one to enjoy too much screen time - he didn't have the attention span for it.
This meant that Duke had not been in the cave for the past three nights, after he struck a deal with Bruce to let him catch up on some much-needed rest instead, provided he could continue his civilian work during the day.
Imagine his surprise to find the Batcave in disarray, with almost everything taken apart, piece by piece, including the Batcomputer and the dinosaur. Bruce, Damian, Dick, Jason, Tim, and Cass were currently attempting to gather the pieces and reassemble everything, which seemed hard given all the little pieces that had shattered about.
"Some kid with a screwdriver," Jason grunted, holding up various nails towards the light. In front of the anti-hero were five distinct piles of nails and bolts, each separated by type and size, which he carefully sorted from a large bucket.
"What?"
Tim looked up from a mountain of wires, some of which were dropped over his shoulders, around his head, and a few were entangled with his leg, as he tried to untangle everything. He looked as crazed as he did the year he decided he was going to put up all the Christmas lights by himself, only to realize how large Wayne Manor really was. "Two nights ago, we found a civilian unconscious in cave sector T-Y13. He was practically radioactive with Lazarus pits water, so Bruce had the bright idea to put him in a cage as a precaution. The civillain woke up while Bruce was away so he couldn't explain that he was not kidnapped, realized he was in a cage, and deassimbled it with a tool set he pulled from his ass-"
"Tim. Laugauge" Dick scolds, leanign over metal tubes to cover Damian's ears. The twelve-year-old huffs, but doesn't shake off Dick's hands as he stares at a different buckets of lightbults, sorting them like Jason was doing to the nails.
It was a little darker than what Duke was used to.
"-And then, he decided to reassemble the cage once he was out." I'm continuing as if he weren't interrupted, nodding his head to the only part of the cave that looked normal. The contamination unit seemed to shine in the untouched spotlights. "Then the civilian thought he was going to take apart everything in the cave. He systematically disassembled everything and mixed up the pieces. The only things he left alone were the railings!"
"It's pretty impressive," Bruce praises. He was checking over technology boards with a critical eye. A headlight strapped to his forehead shines brightly on the pieces as he smiles. "I wonder where he is now."
"If he has any brains, he's probably applying for a position with a pit crew in NASCAR," Cass laughs, picking up different boards of metal. "He took the whole place apart in less than twenty minutes."
"He even got the Batpens" Dick sighs. "Why was he so passive-aggressive about pulling out the pen's springs?"
"If I woke up in a cage, after unfair imprisonment, I would also cause my captors as much chaos as possible," Damain comments casually. "We are lucky he decided to leave nothing harmful behind."
"He just took everything else!" Steph's voice calls out from a dark patch of the cave. Duke knows it's in the direction of the showers and the changing room. "Does anyone see any shower heads over there? The kid took them off every shower!
"I have one!" Cass calls back, holding up an item in her hand. "Are any pipes missing? There are five long metal cylinders that I can't figure out what they are for."
"No, he left the pipes along, but I think he took the mirrors and the doors."
"Which door?" Bruce yells back. There is a moment of silence before Steph replies.
"All of them! "
"Of course. That's what these ones are for." Jason says in an Ah-ha voice, holding up a few black bolts. "They're the ones from the shower heads!"
Duke stares, then sighs. He lets his backpack slide off his shoulders, landing on the stairs with a thump. Looks like he's calling in sick to school again.
Rolling up his sleeves, he moves over to Cass and helps her lift the long cylinders she had mentioned. "Do we know anything about this civilian?"
"Before he took the Batcomputer apart, we were able to get that he wasn't in any of the local government records. He isn't from Gotham or this state." Bruce says while carefully placing pieces back on a large computer board with a pair of tweezers. "My guess, he's not going to be in any system, either."
"Why?"
Bruce looks up, his eyes shining. "His DNA matched eighty-five percent with Themyscira's genetic make-up. No proof of cloning either. We may just have a genius male Themysciran on our hands."
Duke didn't like how excited Bruce sounded when he made that statement. He opens his mouth to snap, "You can't adopt him, Bruce!"
It's validating that his voice wasn't the only one that said it, but that it echoed by literally everyone else in the cave. Bruce purses his lips but doesn't agree or disagree with the accusation as he turns back to his computer board.
Duke hears him mutter under his breath, but he's too far away to figure out what he said. "
How long do you think this will take us to put back together? He asks Cass as they compare metal pieces- he's holding a triangle-looking thing that he can't figure out where it came from.
She kicks aside a circular metal slate, raising a brow at him, then nodding her head toward the left side of the cave. Duke turns to look in the direction of the third Robin, who was wiggling around.
"What are you!?" Tim screams at a blue wire, shaking it like he was strangling someone's neck. Somehow, in the time Duke looked away from him, Tim had his right arm tied to his left knee, with a red wire thread running through his shirt, and his right leg was no longer visible because the rest of the wire pile had consumed it.
"Oh, so it's going to be a few hours," Duke sighs as Cass nods sadly.
"Does anyone have any eyes on the light switches?" Dick yells out. "Damian and I almost have all the pieces to turn the lights back on."
"Oh gods -He took the lockers!" Steph screams in angst. "I had a snack stash in there!"
The next step is to ask an amazon and his kids convince her to try and fight bruce for custody because he cant keep adopting every random sad backstory having/sassy/and or talented kid with either no background or suspicious background
The people of gotham cant miss how every time bruce gets a kid a new Vigilante pops up forever
She agrees and now we have a rare dc x dp fanfiction where the batfam doesn't adopt another
Also i vote she's successful. This could be so cute
Jason texting: Hey, it's Jay. Alfred said we can keep the cow, but you have to take the seal lion back.
Danny texting back: I think you have the wrong number, but I want to know how you got a cow and a seal lion. That must have been a story.
Jason: How do I know you aren't Damian pretending not to be Damian? You pulled this on me three times already.
Danny: Did he? And you fell for it three times?Have you never texted before? Why not save his number into your phone so he can't trick you anymore???
Jason: I don't know how to do that. I am behind technology wise because of the years I missed while dead.
Danny: Is that slang for prison?
Jason: You ask a lot for questions. Is this Bruce?
Danny: No, my name is Danny. Sorry about all the questions. You just sound fascinating. Like a Mr. Darcy hiding on the side of the room but in the chat room instead of the ballroom.
Jason: Well, thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
Jason hours later texting the Batfam group chat: Catch you all later. Im going to meet a stranger I found on the Internet.
They follow him to the meeting place and see him meet up with danny at the library
As they watch from the rooftops, one of them notices on the next roof over there are thtee individuals a goth, an guy an a laptop and a tall red headed woman with a basball bat
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Basically, danny says the exact same thing, and his friends/family also decided to follow him
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this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying
Danny: Saying things like that, make it hard for people to approach you.
Damian: Good.
Danny: .....I like it. It gives you moxy. We're best friends now.
Damian: What?
Danny: I'm Danny Fenton by the way. Here this is my phone number. I'll message you when I get on Doom. You play viedo games right?
Damian: No.
Danny: That's okay. I can teach you.
Damian: I'll deliver you to the Grim Reaper
Danny: Oh, cool, a Goth! I had a friend just like you-
Damian: Why would I care about-
Danny: This means I know you would love to go to Dark Poetry Night and an environmental clean-up art event on the same day. *Hands over flyer* I can pick you up around three, and we can get dinner, then make it to poetry night. What time is your curfew
Damian wide eye: Father expects me to be in bed at ten pm.
Danny *nodding*: I'll get you home by nine then.
Damian breathlessly: Okay.....
Danny: Great! Later! I'll text you!
Damian: What....what just happened?
Tim: You just experienced why Brucie Wayne is so powerful in the galas. That's what happened.
My favorite part of this is that there is no way Damian told Danny his number. And yet, I do not doubt that he does in fact text Damian later; much to the confusion and possible paranoia of the Bats.
I know it wouldn't be feasible, but I think it'd be funny for Tucker and Tim to run into each other while stalking each other's brother/friend
Tim bc of the reasons stated above. Tucker bc danny has a tendency to date people who try to kill him, so he's doing reconnaissance to make future battle plans
I just like the idea of tim and Tucker ending up in the spiderman meme scene
