i have spamton on my tomodachi life island and every girl he's asked out has rejected him or not even shown up. which leads to this which i find infinitely funny
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i have spamton on my tomodachi life island and every girl he's asked out has rejected him or not even shown up. which leads to this which i find infinitely funny

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Jason: I love this place. *shoves a peice of fudge in his mouth*
Dick: Let me try- *reaches out but gets his hand smacked* Ow! Stingy!
Jason: You have your own food. *eats more* Oh my God, I would marry whoever made this fudge!
Dani, popping up from seemingly nowhere: Really~? Because hes single!
Dick: *snorts loudly and chokes on his cake*
Jason: Woah-uh I was exagger-
Dan: Dani get over here and help me fill the display!
Dani: Make Danny do it! I'm trying to get him a boyfriend!
Jason: Wai-
Dan: He's making the Smith's 9 layer wedding cake! He's only one with the patience to decorate that monstrosity, you have to help me!
Dani: But Danny's going to be alone forever if I don't help him!
Tim: Wow. *munching on some chocolate-expresso candied popcorn*
Jason: Look, kid, what I said was just an exaggeration! I don't actually want to-
Danny: I heard yelling. *walks out of kitchen with flour on his apron, hot pink icing on his cheek, and really bad eye bags*
Jason: Ooooh wow *blinking rapidly*
Dan: Dani isn't helping me set up the display cases!
Danny: Okay, Dan, you don't have to get angry, deep breaths bro. And Dani, please help Dan? I'll give you an extra week off as soon as wedding season ends, I promise.
Dan: Fine.*starts doing some breathing exercises*
Dani, immediately cowed: Sorry Danny, I'll get to work.
Danny: Thanks. *gives her a greatful smile before heading back into the kitchen.*
Dani: Sorry for bothering you sir-
Jason: Whats his name? His phone number? How do I get to know that God of a man?!
Dani: *shoots Dan a smug look* Well~
Dan: Oh great. *rolls his eyes*

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Pass the Salt, Please;
DPxDC Dead Justice Prompt
Tim made a mistake. A very bad mistake.
Listen, he loved Dan. Loved him with his whole heart; which is why he tried to avoid the idea of his boyfriend meeting his family.
For a lot of reasons, too. Not just because his adopted father was a paranoid bat vigilante who wasn’t too fond of people with powers and that the rest of his family were vigilantes and were def going to embarrass him.
Though he had to say he mostly hid his boyfriend from them bcs he doubted they’d react too well when they found out about Dan’s…past adventures.
The point was that because Tim loved Dan he was trying to hide him from them. But it didn’t work, because why would it?
Hence the family dinner his boyfriend and him were currently at.
“So,” Dick grinned, his voice too cheerful, “how did you and Tim meet?”
Followed me home from patrol and broke into my apartment to give me flowers, a bejeweled dagger, the severed hand of Ra’s Al Ghul, and a poster board saying “please love me” Tim mentally snorted, “it was a chance meeting, I guess,”
“Like fate,” Dan grinned, his fangs gleaming and Tim could see Bruce take note of it in real time
Damian turned to face Dan, “What makes you think you are worthy to be connected to the Wayne name?”
Bruce sighed, “Damian,”
“It’s an honest question, Father,”
“Well,” Dan started, “To be honest, I suppose the fact that I am—“
A swirling portal of green ripped through the dining room, the Waynes leaping into action minus Tim (and Dan, of course).
Three Observants stepped through.
“Dark Phantom,” Observant 1 said, “You have been neglecting your duties to—“
Dan snarled as his eyes glowed red, a powerful ectoblast slamming into the two Observants next to the one that had spoken and a blast powered up for the last one.
“I,” Dan’s voice was Eldritch and horrific, “Am meeting my cursed treasure’s family. Disperse before I rip out your souls from your bodies and devour them!”
The Observants quickly vanished and the portal disappeared; Dan sitting down in his seat calmly as the rest of the Waynes stared in horror (minus Tim, who had his head in his hands and muttering about never living this down).
Dan made eye contact with Bruce and grinned, his teeth sharp and needle-like in his too-wide grin, “Pass the salt, please,”
Damian: Father, I require assistance. Batman: Is this about the exploding Lazarus pit again? Damian: Worse.
(Danny phases through the Batcave ceiling holding a glowing smoothie.)
Danny: Hey dad, hey grandpa. Raven says if you keep stress-brooding you’re gonna throw your back out by age fifty-two.
Batman: … Damian: … Batman: Explain.
Danny: Oh right. Hi. I’m Danny. I’m your future grandson from, like, twenty years ahead. Mom sent me back because dad accidentally started an interdimensional incident trying to prove he could “totally beat Constantine in a magic duel.”
Damian: I would never— Danny: You absolutely would. I have video proof.
Batman: Raven is the mother?
Danny: Yeah. You guys were terrifyingly in love. Whole “darkness and violence but secretly soft for each other” thing. Really gross honestly.
Damian: Father, destroy him.
Danny: Can’t. Genetic immunity. Also grandma Talia already tried.
Batman: …Talia knows?
Danny: Oh yeah. She loves me. Calls me “the tolerable Wayne.”
Damian: I despise this timeline.
Danny: That’s okay. Mom said you’d say that. Dad cried when I inherited her empathy and your anger issues though.
Batman: already opening the contingency files
Danny: Don’t bother. I inherited ghost powers from a lab accident too.
Batfamily watching from the security cameras
Jason: “Oh thank God, Damian finally got humbled.” Tim: “The glowing kid called Bruce grandpa and Bruce didn’t deny it.” Dick: “HE CAN PHASE THROUGH WALLS?!” Cass: silent delighted thumbs up Steph: “Future goth divorce baby speedrun any%.”
The Horrors Persist But So Do I
DC x DP but it's just Danny being the universe's punching bag (we're looking at you, Clockwork)
Edit: This is now posted on Ao3!! Enjoy!
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"You're wondering why my parents are making deals with a well-known terrorist, anti-alien enthusiast, meta-human antagonist, and warmonger? Yeah me too," Danny said, pulling out something from the fridge. "Orange juice?"
Batman couldn't help the blink of surprise at the boy's lack of tact. "You don't seem surprised at their behavior."
"Nope," He said popping the 'p' and sipping his orange juice. "They do that a lot."
Once again, Batman blinked in shock. "Make deals with terrorists?"
This was a lot worse than they were expecting...
"Yup. Terrorists, villains, corrupt government agencies. You name it, they've done it."
Batman stared at the glass of orange juice Danny was holding out to him. Numbly, he took it. Then, "Why have you not reported them?"
Danny laughed. It was dry and humorless. "Report them? You're kidding right?"
At Batman's silence, Danny continued.
"Not kidding, then. Sir, with absolutely no respect, the Justice League hasn't helped in worse situations in the past. Why would I expect help now?"
Well. That.
Batman will have to raincheck on Dick's insistence on family movie night.
Turning back to Danny, orange juice held in his hands like it was a bomb, Batman spoke, "Tell me everything."
Prompt idea where Danny goes back in time and meets Wonder Woman. It could be on Themyscira during the infini-map situation but I’m personally partial to him meeting Diana during the World Wars.
The basics of it is that for whatever reason, one of the speedsters, a random time traveler, a ghost, or because Clockwork needs Danny to learn something there, he sends him into the past and he quickly ends up meeting Wonder Woman and helping her. He decides to stay with her until he’s finished whatever mission Clockwork’s sent him on and she ends up all but adopting him.
She’s teaching him all her sword tricks and how to fight without relying on his powers as much. The end up getting closer and closer and quickly get to the point where Danny starts subconsciously seeing her as a mother figure. To the point where he accidentally calls her mom, to his eternal mortification. Diana takes this all in stride though, secretly happy that her little warrior called her mom.
Things happen and eventually Danny has to go back to his own time period and his actual life. It’s a very tearful goodbye but it ends with Diana giving Danny a golden wreath crown as a moment of her and her mentally promising to find her little warrior again. She’s fairly certain now that he’s going to be born some time in the future. She doesn’t have much to go off of but gods damn it is she going to try!
Cut to some years later and Diana has become one of the founding members of the Justice League. She still has not found her son but she doesn’t say anything to the other members because she honestly can’t be sure if he’s even been born yet. This all is thrown out the window though when one of the JL members bring up reports of this ghost boy in this little town in the middle of nowhere Illinois. She sees a picture of it an yep, that’s her little boy! He’s even wearing the wreath so that mean he’s met her! She can go see him without risk to the timeline!
She practically sprints all the way to Amity only to find that he’s not here? None of the townsfolk know anything but when she starts instead looking for his human persona she isn’t able to find anything. It’s only when she investigates his parents that she hears, holy shit he’s whimpering in the basement!? She bursts in, ready to defend her baby but the scene she come in on is worse than anything she can imagine. There, on an operating table, is her baby boy. Opened like a gods damned high school science class frog! She can see his organs and knows some of them have been removed.
She does her best to sew him back together and hopes to the gods that his healing will be enough to get him to the Watchtower, all the while he’s crying and calling her mom and saying it hurts, when his parents come back into the lab, guns blazing, ready to fight whatever ghost dared to take their specimen. They were not, however, ready for a very angry and protective mama Wonder Woman who’s fully ready to kill at this point.
What’s better than WTNS Danny shying behind Bruce when he gets spooked? Danny moving in front of Bruce as a reflexive shield at the first sign of trouble
Danny, 14 and no more than 100lbs: *reflexively stepping forward to guard*
Bruce, a SOLID foot taller and weighs 200lbs more: hey??? NO????
It’s a funny dichotomy from Bruce and Alfred’s pov.
Danny looks like he’s one wrong moment from a nervous breakdown 60% of the time, only to lock the fuck in when shit hits the fan.
Bruce: i dont like the implications of this
Danny: what implications
Bruce:
Bruce: …dont worry about it
Is there any situation in which Danny would hide behind Bruce instead?
Perhaps, for instance, in a moment of fear that Vlad might have found him? Even something as simple as hearing Vlad's voice on recording or seeing a stranger who resembles him?
That feels like it would really drive the nail into Bruce's heart; that whatever Danny's situation was growing up that he reflexively offers himself as a human shield for others, Vlad was worse enough to snap that ingrained habit.
He hides behind Bruce when he hears or sees anything related to Vlad MASTERS. Not PLASMIUS. If it’s Vlad Plasmius he’ll happily run over and rock his shit because he knows he can’t let him do whatever it is he’s doing. Even if it looks like it’s something mundane it’s definitely a prelude to whatever nonsense he’s planning to put Danny through next.
If it’s Vlad Masters though, he’ll hide behind Bruce because he doesn’t know how to deal with Masters. With Plasmius he can just fight the guy off and he’ll leave but with Masters he can’t do that. The guy’s skills when it comes to social manipulation and Danny honestly doesn’t have the know how to know how to stop what he’s planning.

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Danny had done something wrong. He’d fucked up enough that Diana had to actually punish him. A rare situation considering that Danny, a hero and one who’s worked solo for years, rarely made mistakes big enough to deserve punishment or went against Diana. From the moment she’d rescued him from Jack and Maddie’s lab he’d been a total mama’s boy. Still, it’d happened and now Diana had to act as a proper parent and punish him for it.
Now then, how do Bruce and Clark do this? “You are grounded,” the tone she’d said this with made it clear that there was no way around it.
“But what about my hero work?” It wasn’t a well known fact outside the hero community, and even then it still wasn’t well known, but Danny actually needed to be a hero. He’s a guardian spirit. While his obsession is space he also needs to make sure people are safe.
“Other than work,” Diana agreed easily. She wasn’t about to deny her boy one of his base needs, as confusing as it was at first for her to understand that heroism is a need for him. “And no TV,” she tacked on mainly because it didn’t seem like a punishment so far.
Danny sheepishly mentioned with a shrug, “My TV’s broken.” Ah. Right. It had been broken by one of her boy’s rouges. The hunter. Skulker she thinks Danny called him. The hunter should hope she never got her hands on him or he’d learn she’s not nearly as forgiving as her son is.
“Then no computer,” she pivoted. It made sense to her. He used it a lot to play games with his friends back in Amity Park.
“I need the computer for school,” Danny once again corrected her. She’d forgotten that too. Her boy had asked to go to school online so he wouldn’t be beholden to the stringent schedules of a typical education. Ever since he’d started going to school online his grades had soared and Diana couldn’t be prouder of him. He’d always diminished his intelligence, comparing himself to his elder sister, and it had only gotten worse since his partial death at the hands of his parents negligence. The ghosts her boy fought at all hours of the day and night made it all but impossible for him to complete a school day unimpeded or to finish his homework without it being damaged. Diana had made it a mission of hers to help her boy see himself for the amazing young man that he is.
“Then uh,” she was really grasping at straws here. She couldn’t take his TV away since it’s broken, he needed his computer for school, and she couldn’t ground him from his obsessions without hurting him. What would Bruce do? Wait, that’s it! “No Cassandra.”
The girl in question popped her head out of the vent above and slightly behind Danny with a cry of “What?!” Diana was woman enough to admit that yes, she did startle. Both at the girl’s presence since she hadn’t had even known she was in the state but also because of the girl using her voice. She hadn’t thought it was one of the girl’s vocal days. Still though, considering who it was who startled her she wasn’t too embarrassed by that fact. Cassandra was the stealthiest of Bruce’s brood, including the man himself.
Simultaneously Danny interjected incredulously, “No Cass?!”
“No Cass!” She repeated herself. She was proud of herself for having picked and appropriate punishment even as both teens looked crestfallen.
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I don't know if you're going to answer this bc it's a touchy topic but do you use copilot or another coding agent in your job? I'm anti ai but also a developer and I have no idea how to keep up with the pace of my job without it. I even started paying for a copilot license bc productivity expectations have gone up so much and I'm worried I won't be able to keep working in this industry if I'm not using ai. I know in the long term it's going to put me out of a job but in the short term I need to stay employed you know?
I don't use AI to generate code at all but I'm a business developer in a fairly niche language (ABAP) so I don't know how much advice I can give you. AI really is eating the industry alive
not that this stops Oracle from sending me 4737374 emails per day detailing how I should quit my job and join their AI band