Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Cosmic Funnies
Janaina Medeiros
Discoholic 🪩
Misplaced Lens Cap
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
JVL
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Andulka
izzy's playlists!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
#extradirty
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@sassforallofeternity
Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast
I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.
Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite
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a guy with killatrav as his instagram handle just married the biggest popstar on the planet. never let anyone bully you into having a more professional email address
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there was an incident at work today
Early Adventure Time Episode: finn discovers a squirrel that can burp like a human and names it Burpin Mike. he uses Burpin Mike to prank jake, but takes the prank too far and learns a lesson about boundaries.
Late Adventure Time Episode: Burpin Mike's burping talent has netted him a lucrative career as a political spokesperson in the candy kingdom. the job brings him success, but he hates himself for selling out his talent. he is depressed, and at one point is implied to be suicidal. none of Adventure Time's main characters appear in the episode.
you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed
day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too
day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight
Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.
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the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system
Hint
and do you taylor swift take thee killatrav
You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.
#californicationfetish
people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour
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and $2500 a month is high rent btw. I feel the need to state this because I got too deep into NYC tiktok. just because you know people paying MORE for rent doesn't mean it's not a lot in rent...omg
what cracks me up is the person saying "well you should be able to budget it on a 100k salary". ohhhhhhh fuck I forgot i'm making 100k in your universe
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
