sassassian

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

image: tags. #this is birds you people want birds. end ID.

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

like to charge, reblog to cast.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns