SHE ONEIL ON MY CRUZ TILL I BUCCO BLAST

YOUR LIFE WILL GET 10X BETTER IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC

to really get womens sports to the next level we need to craft teams that are supervillains we need a powerful eternal successful team that also has bad vibes bad energy and is fundamentally evil we need to construct the new york yankees of women

NHL fans piss me off so bad…what do you mean it’s on Leo carlsson not to sign a contract for generational wealth because it could fuck the cap situation for the team he’s on he’s not the general manager it’s not his job to manage it. I HATE SALARY CAPS I HATE HOW MUCH IT PUTS HAVING TO MAKE SURE OTHER PEOPLE GET PAID AND THE TEAM GETS BUILT ON THE PLAYER YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME SUPPORTING SALARY CAPS

“Noooooo 21 year old who is putting your body in high risk situations every night you can’t sign for 18 million dollars you have to help the 50 year old men in the front office work a budget” FUCK OFFFFFF

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Ladies get off tiktok we need you over on ebird

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game