CoffeeViolinist

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- being looked at

- being lightly brushed by the tip of your pinky finger

- anyone within a 500 mile radius saying “RB22”

- Pluto’s moons

- the event horizon at the center of a black hole more than 10 million light years away

- anyone thinking about the RB22

- Max’s ass

- Max in general (the car is homophobic)

- ocean currents

- the hole in the ozone layer

- the impending massive earthquake that is set to hit the Pacific Northwest in some number of years

- daytime

One of these days, we will develop enough as a society to finally be able to observe whatever version of reality this person is living in. The amount of genuine stupidity and soullessness in this post is so insane, I’m almost not even sure where to start. But I’ll make an effort anyway.

First of all, Max was not “baby trapped”. He has spoken openly WELL before we even found out that Kelly was pregnant with Lily about wanting to be a father. On top of that, Max and Kelly have been happy together for almost six years. That’s the reality of the situation no matter how you may personally feel about their relationship.

Let’s also not forget that Lily is a rainbow baby. She is very much loved and wanted by BOTH of her parents. To insinuate that Kelly forced Max to be a father against his will in some twisted attempt at keeping him with her is something only a completely evil person would suggest. Also can we talk about the OP claiming that Kelly baby trapped Max and then going on to say in the tags that they’re “sure he loves his kids”? Uh, yeah, hate to break it to you but that’s generally not how that plays out in real life, which just goes to show how even more full of shit that post is.

Second of all, you have to love how OP is claiming that Kelly is “seething” over George and Carmen getting engaged. Because, you know, I guess having two adorable daughters and a partner who loves his family more than anything couldn’t possibly compare with a ring. Like who told OP that, genuinely? The voices in their head?

Last but not least, people like this need to stop acting like Max is a dumb, helpless child who needs to be “saved” from Kelly Piquet. This man is turning 29 in less than two months. He is more than capable of deciding what he wants for himself in a relationship.