Desperate Dudes and Other Stuff

I've been thinking about a c e a t t o r n e y omo, as one does, and I've come to the realization that if m i k e m e e k i n s was desperate to pee nobody would be able to tell because he already acts like that all the time.

Big tough guys with massive bladders being reduced to whiny, squirmy little bitches due to the sheer quantity of fluid inside them!

kinda want to draw omo art but if any of my family members found it i would dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee so idk

Escape rooms have incredible omo potential. Sure, you could just press the emergency button but that would ruin the fun for everyone else and you would have to tell the staff why you pressed it, so you're essentially trapped in a room with a group of people for an indefinite amount of time all while the staff is watching you on the security camera.

Omo where they do make it but the situation around their bathroom break still makes it super embarrassing!

blowjob under the desk but you're actually pissing down their throat

for some reason whenever i see a forcemasc post i imagine that Lieutenant Tsurumi is saying it

pp

i just remembered a dream i had a few years ago where an irreverent fantasy hero had to consult a wise old sentient tree for directions to the evil king's castle or something. The tree refused to tell the hero anything so he began unbuckling his belt. The tree started freaking out and said "what are you doing!?" The hero replied, "You looked like you could use some watering." The tree got the point and gave him the information he sought. In return our hero pissed on the tree anyway because he had to go kind of badly and there weren't any other trees around for a while. He also rubbed one out while he was at it.

i hate it when stores make you ask for a key to the bathroom like, oh sorry i didn't know this place was run by perverts

I think Usami would piss himself on purpose and say "Oh noooo I'm soooo embarassed!" even though everyone knows he's incapable of shame just so that Tsurumi would pat him on the back and say "there, there."