Have Fun and Be Yourself

idiot doesn’t even realize all shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well 🙄

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

Oh HELL yes.

i like how two mlb teams are the mariners and the pirates. imagine playing baseball on a ship.

i like how three mlb teams are the blue jays, the cardinals, and the orioles. imagine playing baseball in the air.

i like how two mlb teams are the red sox and the white sox. imagine playing baseball in the washing machine.

Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence

Making my tits a linkedin account

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

sometimes i'm like yay i love being a sick pervert hooray and then somehow from four circles of mutuals away i see the victor wembanyama of freakdom shooting threes and i realize im not there at all im not even on a college team im playing a pick up game at the y on a weekday