i am warning you with peace and love

What's that meme with that girl from Spongebob that's like, "She didn't know they were going to play in her face"... she is me. I am her. These Mets love to play in my face; it's almost a daycare.

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

i am sooo pro-cheating in fiction omg wdym you want them to ethically break things up with their significant other before getting together that actively makes it less hot 🙄 like literally whats the point then 🙄 bring back UNETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY!!!!

stop tagging fictional characters this is me speculating about a real man's sexuality

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

My understanders will Understand me

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

right up there with work today

athletes just walk around undiagnosed as fuck i can’t

i love my incorrect song interpretation #myincorrectsonginterpretation

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.